A list of puns related to "Bill Rauch"
Atlanta Falcons:
Leeman Bennett (1978, 1980, 1982)
Jerry Glanville (1991)
June Jones (1995)
Dan Reeves (1998, 2002)
Jim L. Mora (2004)
Mike Smith (2008, 2010, 2011, 2012)
Dan Quinn (2016, 2017)
Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts:
Don Shula (1968)
Don McCafferty (1970, 1971)
Ted Marchibroda (1975, 1976, 1977, 1995)
Ron Meyer (1987)
Lindy Infante (1996)
Jim E. Mora (1999, 2000)
Tony Dungy (2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008)
Jim Caldwell (2009, 2010)
Chuck Pagano (2012, 2013, 2014)
Frank Reich (2018, 2020)
Baltimore Ravens:
Brian Billick (2000, 2001, 2003, 2006)
John Harbaugh (2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020)
Buffalo Bills:
Joe Collier (1966)
Lou Saban (1974)
Chuck Knox (1980, 1981)
Marv Levy (1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1995, 1996)
Wade Phillips (1998, 1999)
Sean McDermott (2017, 2019, 2020, 2021)
Carolina Panthers:
Dom Capers (1996)
John Fox (2003, 2005, 2008)
Ron Rivera (2013, 2014, 2015, 2017)
Chicago Bears:
Jack Pardee (1977)
Neill Armstrong (1979)
Mike Ditka (1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1991)
Dave Wannstedt (1994)
Dick Jauron (2001)
Lovie Smith (2005, 2006, 2010)
Matt Nagy (2018, 2020)
Cincinnati Bengals:
Paul Brown (1970, 1973, 1975)
Forrest Gregg (1981, 1982)
Sam Wyche (1988, 1990)
Marvin Lewis (2005, 2009, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015)
Zac Taylor (2021)
Cleveland Browns:
Blanton Collier (1967, 1968, 1969)
Nick Skorich (1971, 1972)
Sam Rutigliano (1980, 1982)
Marty Schottenheimer (1985, 1986, 1987, 1988)
Bud Carson (1989)
Bill Belichick (1994)
Butch Davis (2002)
Mike Priefer/Kevin Stefanski (2020)
Dallas Cowboys:
Tom Landry (1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1985)
Jimmy Johnson (1991, 1992, 1993)
Barry Switzer (1994, 1995, 1996)
Chan Gailey (1998, 1999)
Bill Parcells (2003, 2006)
Wade Phillips (2007, 2009)
Jason Garrett (2014, 2016, 2018)
Mike McCarthy (2021)
Denver Broncos:
Red Miller (1977, 1978, 1979)
Dan Reeves (1983, 1984, 1986, 1987, 1989, 1991)
Wade Phillips (1993)
Mike Shanahan (1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2003, 2004, 2005)
John Fox (2011, 2012, 2013, 2014)
Gary Kubiak (2015)
Detroit Lions:
Joe Schmidt (1970)
Monte Clark (1982, 1983)
Wayne Fontes (1991, 1993, 1994, 1995)
Bobby Ross (1997, 1999)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Zum Jahresende hatte ich mir ΓΌberlegt, dass es ganz interessant sein kΓΆnnte, wenn man das BΓΆrsenjahr 2021 aus seiner eigenen persΓΆnlichen Perspektive Revue passieren lΓ€sst. KΓΆnnte auch verstehen, wenn ihr sagt βwas juckt mich was der Typ in diesem Jahr getan hatβ, aber vielleicht gibt es den ein oder anderen der auch in einem Post von seinen Jahreshighlights berichten mΓΆchte.
Darum wollte ich hierzu eine kleine Kategorie starten. Hatte mir gedacht, dass es vielleicht am meisten Sinn macht von seinen Top und Flops berichtet und was man sich dabei gedacht jeweils hat bzw. was man daraus gelernt.
Als meine eigenen Regeln hatte ich mir gesetzt, dass es Positionen sind, die ich in 2021 erΓΆffnet habe und zum Kaufzeitpunkt mindestens 2,5% meines Portfolios ausgemacht haben. Ist vielleicht weniger interessant von irgendwelche 100er Hebeln auf einen Index zu berichten. Aber das soll jeder so handhaben wie er mΓΆchte.
Mein Jahr war definitiv durch die Entdeckung von Reddit geprΓ€gt. Mir war zwar Reddit schon seit lΓ€ngerem bekannt und hin und wieder war ich auf der Seite auch unterwegs gewesen, aber erst durch einen Kollegen, der mir von der GME Geschichte erzΓ€hlte, wurde ich auf die aktive Aktien-Community hier aufmerksam. So verwundert es vielleicht nicht, dass die Top 3 alle von Reddit stammen:
Meine Top 3
Platz 1: Netlist (WKN: A0LFEH) +203%
Netlist war definitiv eins der Unternehmen, die mich dieses Jahr am meisten beschΓ€ftigt haben. Aufmerksam geworden durch einen Post eines mir damals unbekannten Users in r/Aktien klang die Geschichte von Netlist aufregend. Das arme hilflose Netlist dem vom bΓΆsen Google und anderen Unternehmen seine Patente gestohlen werden und die seit einem Jahrzehnt vor US-Gerichten um ihr Recht auf viele Milliarden Schadensersatz kΓ€mpfen mΓΌssen. Die klassische David gegen Goliath Geschichte. Nach weiteren βRecherchenβ kaufte ich zwischen Februar und April fΓΌr zwischen 0,6266β¬ und 1,438β¬ Aktien von Netlist. Im Zuge eines Vergleiches in einem Gerichtsstreit sprang der Kurs Anfang April auf ΓΌber 2,40β¬. Da meiner Meinung der Vergleich deutlich machte, dass Netlist keine Multimilliarden Zahlung von Google erwarten konnte, verkaufte ich meine Anteile vollstΓ€ndig. Das mag mit Blick auf den aktuellen Kurs und zeitweise einem Kurs von ΓΌber 8β¬ als groΓer Fehler erscheinen, war es aber in meinen Augen nicht. Gerade im Nachgang dieses Vergleichs wurde mir erst bewusst wie viel schlichtweg falsche Informationen von gewissen Akteuren in den
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
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