Bill Lowery Puns

I bring to you a new never before told story in the life of Martin Luther King Jr and his origins into the Civil Rights Movement. During the late 1940's a drive began by the NAACP to desegregate the American Bowling Congress. The Congress had a rule that was initiated in 1916 that said only "white men" could compete. When states began passing laws banning discrimination on government owned property, several suits were filed against the ABC based on the state permitting an organization that's very charter was discriminatory using state owned property.

In the late 1930's bowling was extremely popular amongst Americans, both black and white, yet people of any color other than white were not allowed to compete. In 1939 the newly formed National Negro Bowling Association (NNBA) held their first tournament. The NNBA's mission was to promote bowling amongst African Americans and end racial discrimination and exclusion from the national sport of bowling.

The battle went on all over the country, but only in states that had a civil rights bill banning discrimination, which included NJ. This brings me to an interview that was just completed with Thelma Lowery. Thelma lived in the Camden home where Dr King and Walter McCall, his best friend at that time, were staying. Thelma reported that a couple of weeks prior to the Maple Shade incident that Dr King and McCall went to the all white bowling alley in Camden on purpose and they were thrown out. She doesn't remember much more than that but it was from her testimony that I began to look into bowling alleys and civil rights, which returned a treasure trove of articles showing the bowling battle.

It took place at 2200 Federal Street in Camden NJ at a place called Camden Recreation Bowling, which is a building that is still standing. The NAACP at the time was very active in the movement to end discrimination in Bowling, which was the same time Wiggins was named to the national board, so it seems that King was taking some type of marching orders from Wiggins which then lead to Maple Shade. The Camden Recreation Bowling Alley was located on Federal St, which if you follow the same road east it turns into Main St in Maple Shade, where 8.5 miles away on the same stretch of road once sat Mary's Cafe.

From everything that I am seeing regarding how incredibly progressive Camden was in the early civil rights movement, it is not possible that Wiggins and the Camden NAACP didn't have a profound effect on Dr. King.

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

This is part two of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Oakland (4): Kendrick Nunn (2019- ) - 15.0/2.9/3.0 - 123 G - AR

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Ohio (11): Gery Trent Sr (1995-2004) - 8.6/4.5/1.0 - 506 G

Active: Jason Preston

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Ohio State (49): John Havlicek (1962-78) - 20.8/6.3/4.8 - 1270 G - HOF, 8x Champ, FMVP, 13x AS, 11x AN, 8x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Jerry Lucas, Jim Jackson, Mike Conley, Michael Redd, Neil Johnston, Arnie Risen

Active: Mike Conley, D’Angelo Russell, Jae’Sean Tate, Keita Bates-Diop, Duane Washington Jr

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Ohio Wesleyan (1): Barry Clemens (1965-76) - 6.7/3.2/1.1 - 790 G

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Okaloosa-Walton (2): Kedrick Brown (2001-05) - 3.6/2.4/0.7

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Oklahoma (27): Blake Griffin (2010- ) - 20.9/8.6/4.3 - 668 G - ROY, 6x AS, 5x AN, AR

Honorable Mentions: Mookie Baylock, Alvan Adams, Trae Young

Active: Blake Griffin, Buddy Hield, Trae Young, Austin Reaves

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Oklahoma Baptist (4): Al Tucker (1967-72) -  10.1/4.9/1.0 - 352 G - AR

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Oklahoma City (7): Allen Leavell (1979) - 9.5/1.7/4.8 - 700 G

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Oklahoma State (29): Tony Allen (2004-17) - 8.1/3.5/1.3 - 820 G - 1x Champ, 6x AD

Honorable Mentions: John Starks, Marcus Smart

Active: Marcus Smart, Cade Cunningham

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Old Dominion (9): Chris Gatling (1991-2002) - 10.3/5.3/0.7 - 700 G - 1x AS

Honorable Mentions: Dave Twardzik, Kent Bazemore

Active: Kent Bazemore

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Ole Miss (9): Johnny Newmann (1986-2002) - 11.0/2.2/1.5 - 1159 G

Active: Terence Davis

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Oral Roberts (9): Alvin Scott (1977-85) - 4.9/3.2/1.4 - 627 G

Active: DaQuan Jefferies

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Oregon (35): Terrell Brandon (1991-2002) - 13.8/3.0/6.1 - 724 G - 2x AS, AR

*Honorable Mentions: Greg Ballard, Steve Jones, Aaron Broo

Calcium, nickel, neon

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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

I bring to you a new never before told story in the life of Martin Luther King Jr and his origins into the Civil Rights Movement. During the late 1940's a drive began by the NAACP to desegregate the American Bowling Congress. The Congress had a rule that was initiated in 1916 that said only "white men" could compete. When states began passing laws banning discrimination on government owned property, several suits were filed against the ABC based on the state permitting an organization that's very charter was discriminatory using state owned property.

In the late 1930's bowling was extremely popular amongst Americans, both black and white, yet people of any color other than white were not allowed to compete. In 1939 the newly formed National Negro Bowling Association (NNBA) held their first tournament. The NNBA's mission was to promote bowling amongst African Americans and end racial discrimination and exclusion from the national sport of bowling.

The battle went on all over the country, but only in states that had a civil rights bill banning discrimination, which included NJ. This brings me to an interview that was just completed with Thelma Lowery. Thelma lived in the Camden home where Dr King and Walter McCall, his best friend at that time, were staying. Thelma reported that a couple of weeks prior to the Maple Shade incident that Dr King and McCall went to the all white bowling alley in Camden on purpose and they were thrown out. She doesn't remember much more than that but it was from her testimony that I began to look into bowling alleys and civil rights, which returned a treasure trove of articles showing the bowling battle.

It took place at 2200 Federal Street in Camden NJ at a place called Camden Recreation Bowling, which is a building that is still standing. The NAACP at the time was very active in the movement to end discrimination in Bowling, which was the same time Wiggins was named to the national board, so it seems that King was taking some type of marching orders from Wiggins which then lead to Maple Shade. The Camden Recreation Bowling Alley was located on Federal St, which if you follow the same road east it turns into Main St in Maple Shade, where 8.5 miles away on the same stretch of road once sat Mary's Cafe.

From everything that I am seeing regarding how incredibly progressive Camden was in the early civil rights movement, it is not possible that Wiggins and the Camden NAACP didn't have a profound effect on Dr. King. Wiggins was on

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