A freeway, an autobahn and a bike lane walk into a bar in a bad part of town

As they are enjoying their drinks a couple of tough guys walk up and try to pick a fight with autobahn because of his accent. Bike lane steps out from behind freeway and fixes them with an icy glare. They apologize and leave the bar. Freeway whispers to the barman, β€œWhat was that all about?”

β€œDon’t you know?” Replies the barman, β€œHe’s a freaking cycle path!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suspicious-gibbon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2022
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Why is the road afraid of the bike lane?

Because it's a cyclepath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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What's the word on the street?

"Bike Lane."

credit to my friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like-dinosaurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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