In this photo you will see five of the eight volcanic peaks in the Bicol Peninsula - Mayon, Masaraga, Malinao, Iriga, and Isarog
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The WMO Typhoon Committee has retired six names from the 2018 and 2019 seasons

Overview


> The Typhoon Committee, a joint body of the United Nations Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific (ESCAP) and the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), held its 53rd annual session this week. Hosted virtually by Japan, the meeting discussed several topics, including handling requests for retiring tropical cyclone names from the 2018 and 2019 typhoon seasons. The following are the names that were requested for retirement:

> * China: Yutu

> * Japan: Kammuri

> * Laos: Faxai and Phanfone

> * Philippines: Hagibis

> * Vietnam: Lekima

> The governments of the Philippines and Vietnam also submitted names to be considered for retirement from the 2020 season: Vongfong, Molave, Goni, Vamco, and Linfa and requested that replacement names be submitted to the next committee session in early 2022.

Retired names


Yutu

  • Active: 21 October to 2 November 2018

  • Peak winds: 280 kilometers per hour (150 knots)

  • Minimum pressure: 900 millibars (26.58 inches)

  • Fatalities: 30

  • Damage: $854.1 million (2018 USD)

  • Replaced with: Yinxing

> Yutu was the most powerful tropical cyclone to impact the Northern Marianas and the second most powerful to impact the United States or one of its territories, tied with 1962's Typhoon Karen and 1969's Hurricane Camille. The cyclone struck the islands of Tinian and Saipan at Category 5 hurricane-equivalent strength, destroyed a majority of homes and buildings and heavily damaging Saipan International Airport. In the Philippines, Yutu caused significant agricultural damage and its flooding rains created landslides which caused 27 deaths. In Hong Kong, rough seas created by Yutu caused the death of a surfer.

Kammuri

  • Active: 24 November - 6 December 2019

  • Peak winds: 220 kilometers per hour (120 knots)

  • Minimum pressure: 950 millibars (28.05 inches)

  • Fatalities: 17

  • Damage: $116 million (2019 USD)

  • Replaced with: Koto

> Kammuri was a powerful tropical cyclone which impacted the Philippines. The cyclone made landfall over the Bicol Region at Category 4 hurricane-equivalent strength. Severe flooding and landslides caused significant damage.

Faxai

  • Active: 29 August - 12 September 2019

  • Peak winds: 215 kilometers per hour (115 knots)

  • Minimum pressure: 955

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[EVENT] Rural Development and Poverty Reduction Act of 2029

The rural area has been largely underdeveloped in the Philippines due to an unfair emphasis on Metro Manila and its surrounding provinces which has greatly increased the income gap between regions. The Congress of the Philippines has passed the Rural Development and Poverty Reduction Act of 2029, in the hope to substantially raise the standards of living in the rural regions of the Philippines as well as reducing poverty and reduce national income inequality.

  • The Rural Investment Initiative: The regions of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao, Zamboanga Peninsula, Mimaropa, Soccsksargen, Bicol Region, Northern Mindanao, Eastern Visayas, Davao Region, and Caraga will each receive an annual investment of $300 Million USD from the national government to help facilitate local growth as well as the building of public infrastructures such as schools and hospitals.
  • Rural Improved Sanitation Initiative: The regions of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao, Zamboanga Peninsula, Mimaropa, Soccsksargen, Bicol Region, Northern Mindanao, Eastern Visayas, Davao Region, and Caraga will each receive an annual investment of $100 Million to implement improved sanitation for their citizens.
  • The Poverty Assistance Initiative: Citizens earning less than 20% of the national GDP per capita per year (less than $875 USD as of 2028) will be eligible to receive another 10% of the national GDP per capita per year ($437 USD as of 2028).
  • The New Seed Initiative: Students coming from households living under poverty according to the national poverty line will be issued free textbooks, have their school meals covered for free as well as a subsidy of $50 USD per month.
  • Public Housing Program: Modern medium-sized apartments will be built all around the nation by the government. Those who are living under poverty according to the national poverty line will be eligible to rent them, with 70% of the annual housing fees covered by the government.

The Act will be allocated total annual funding of $4 Billion USD.

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[MEGATHREAD] COVID-19 Philippines

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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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Ah yes, pretty hip
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Dis-a-
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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Sponge bob | (β€’)(β€’) | , Patrick / (β€’)(β€’) \ , Squidward ( (β€’)(β€’) ) , Plankton | (β€’) | , Mr. Krabs |β€’| |β€’|

Made me smile

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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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*Triggering britishers*
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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And on that note
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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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Knight Knight
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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It is
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My Dad just sent me this
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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Found one of our own
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Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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3 in 1
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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get it? get it? get it?
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He is right there...
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Does this mean we're doomed?
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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Philistines
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That’s a moray
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[MEGATHREAD] COVID-19 Philippines

^(Last Updated: 2020-05-31 02:11 pm)

As the COVID-19 crisis in the Philippines continue to develop, we have created this megathread to track relevant news, updates, and discussion about the pandemic in the country. We strongly encourage users to move all items related to the story here to avoid flooding New. For more in-depth coverage on the topic visit r/coronavirus_ph

IMPORTANT: If you or anyone you know have been experiencing fever and/or respiratory symptoms with history of travel and exposure, you are urged to get in touch with DOH and call the designated hotline at (02)894-COVID (894-26843), 1555 for Globe/TM/PLDT/Smart/Sun/TNT, or any of these numbers for appropriate management and referral.

If you're seeking or offering help, please check out the community outreach thread.

The government is urging all to answer these surveys: if you are an individual consumer, if you own an SME. The data collected will allow them to shape policy on how to stimulate the economy. (Manila Bulletin)

Helpful Links and Info

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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