Biagio Antonacci Puns

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Buonasera a tutti e bentornati! Siamo tutti qui riuniti per commentare insieme la season finale di un Festival da record di ascolti e colpi di scena (primo fra tutti il magico ragequit di bugo, fresco di ieri notte e destinato a rimanere per sempre nella storia della kermesse). Prima di proseguire desidero ringraziare di cuore tutti coloro che in questa settimana hanno contribuito al successo dei vari megathread: siete stati grandiosi ❤

Regia, scaletta!

CANTANTI

1. Michele Zarrillo con la canzone "Nell'estasi o nel fango"
2. Elodie con la canzone "Andromeda"
3. Enrico Nigiotti con la canzone "Baciami adesso"
4. Irene Grandi con la canzone "Finalmente io"
5. Alberto Urso con la canzone "Il sole ad est"
6. Diodato con la canzone "Fai rumore"
7. Marco Masini con la canzone "Il confronto"
8. Piero Pelù con la canzone "Gigante"
9. Levante con la canzone "Tikibombom"
10. Pinguini Tattici Nucleari con la canzone "Ringo Starr"
11. Achille Lauro con la canzone "Me ne frego"
12. Junior Cally con la canzone "No grazie"
13. Raphael Gualazzi con la canzone "Carioca"
14. Tosca con la canzone "Ho amato tutto"
15. Francesco Gabbani con la canzone "Viceversa"
16. Rita Pavone con la canzone "Niente (Resilienza 74)"
17. Le Vibrazioni con la canzone "Dov'è"
18. Anastasio con la canzone "Rosso di rabbia"
19. Riki con la canzone "Lo sappiamo entrambi"
20. Giordana Angi con la canzone "Come mia madre"
21. Paolo Jannacci con la canzone "Voglio parlarti adesso"
22. Elettra Lamborghini con la canzone "Musica (e il resto scompare)"
23. Rancore con la canzone "Eden"

OSPITI E CONDUTTORI

Nella quinta serata di Sanremo 2020 saliranno sul palco, oltre ai consueti Fiorello e Tiziano Ferro il ballerino Ivan Cottini e Vittorio Grigolo, ma anche Gente de zona, Edoardo Pesce e Wilma de Angelis. Dopo Al Bano e Romina, Zucchero e Gianna Nannini, questa sera sarà il turno di Biagio Antonacci, fresco di album e pronto a proporre alcuni dei suoi più grandi successi. In teatro compariranno inoltre i protagonisti del nuovo film di Fausto Brizzi intitolato La mia banda suona il pop, ossia Angela Finocchiaro, Christian De Sica, Diego Abatantuono e Massimo Ghini.

A co-condurre la kermesse ci sarà Mara Venier, ma tor

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Ciao amiche, ciao amici. Ho fatto un video in cui parlo dei cantanti italiani per migliorare l'italiano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTJ1OJqsPGg&list=PLXzT8CSlxpmBQPAyFPCYyXj9HRYZxsGni&index=10

A ognuno dei link successivi c'è anche l'intervista con dialogo in italiano, spero possa esservi utile.

Spero che vi piaccia, fatemelo sapere nei commenti e scrivetemi altri cantanti così aggiorniamo la lista :) Buono studio, a presto

1) Laura Pausini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-QKwDIeH_8

2) Eros Ramazzotti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS35-2LJ4o8

3) Biagio Antonacci https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2KD6TbNANU

4)Tiziano Ferro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH21jeuJEcw

5)Marco Mengoni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8XvlKUW84 (in spagnolo) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tM8zmtW1A (in italiano)

6) Elisa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N-lkt1w28

7)Ultimo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44Xa0QRYO4

8) Cesare Cremonini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfOud9MTmms

9) Lucio Dalla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5GAV3iC4Pw

10) Mahmood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7LYHP8Oa0Q

11) Ligabue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fAp0q6ZLys

12) Vasco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_iEQ8LqCJE

13) Zucchero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57t5-G_NWN4

14) Renga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ch3IQU0Ik

15) Al Bano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mWWim_LXQ

16) Antonello Venditti [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwIKH26Zxig](https://www.yo

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

It really does, I swear!