*Assuming we get to $32M. This is why I prefer maxing Kemba/Butler (If not Kawhi/Kyrie). Pat Beverly, BroLo, Collison, Brogdon, Mirotic, Terrance Ross, Danny Green, Deadmon, Bogdonovic etc. are going to get paid. Its going to be a shit show.
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On August 11 - 1969 "Diana Ross invites Hollywood's media to meet the Jackson 5 at Daisy's Disco in Beverly Hills. Berry Gordy predicts their first three singles will be number 1 hits. ✨ πŸ‘‘ 🀎 reddit.com/gallery/jrhl5q
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The office manager tucks into lunch in a dining room adjoining the surgery suite of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Photograph by J. Ross Baughman. ca. 1983. [475 x 687]
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The office manager tucks into lunch in a dining room adjoining the surgery suite of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Photograph by J. Ross Baughman. ca. 1983. [475 x 687]
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Cole Anthony in starting lineup for the Magic on Sunday

https://twitter.com/FantasyLabsNBA/status/1480289764033142787?t=42s6QToti8j63Et5m9U4TQ&s=19

Looks like he's still good to go on the second half of a back to back.

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Ross is closing downtown

https://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/business/article257343887.html

For those without Trib sub: Ross is closing their downtown location Tuesday. The one in the Madonna center will stay.

Big question is what the heck is going in, if anything? With Beverly's, Charles Shoes, and now Ross gone there's a pretty big void on Higuera St now.

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H2O Massacre in Massachusetts Discussion Thread
As part of The Wrestival
Live from the White Eagle in Worcester, MA
Watch on IWTV at 5:10pm EST
Match Card
Barbed Wire Massacre: Matt Tremont vs Kennedi Copeland
Mickie Knuckles vs. Masha Slamovich
H2O Danny Havoc Hardcore Title: Lucky 13 vs Chuck Payne
H2O Tag Team Titles: Chris Bradley & Kristian Ross vs GG Everson and Anthraxx
Anthony Greene vs. Marcus Mathers
Reid Walker vs Austin Luke
Frank Bonetti & Adonis Valerio vs Ryan Redfield & Frankie Pickard
Bobby Beverly vs Mitch Vallen vs Drew Blood vs Dale Patricks
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UPDATED: Everything We Know About Phase 4 & 5 without the Clickbait, Ads & Rumours

Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!

#Please Note: This post has been updated, new version can be found here

Additions since posting

  • Cast added to Loki (Season 2)
  • Old Projects Archived
  • Secret Invasion Filming Status Updated
  • Hawkeye Cast List Updated
  • 2022 & 2023 Film Slate Dates Pushed Back
  • Production Statuses Updated for Guardians of the Galaxy: Holiday Special and Vol. 3
  • Armor Wars Working Title Added
  • Thor: Love and Thunder Cast List Updated
  • Eternals and Spider-Man: No Way Home Length Added
  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Filming Status Updated
  • Legends Episodes Updated
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home Cast List & Runtime Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

  • Wanda Maximoff
  • Vision
  • Falcon
  • The Winter Soldier
  • Sharon Carter
  • Baron Zemo
  • Loki
  • The Tesseract/Space Stone
  • Black Widow
  • Peggy Carter
  • The Avengers Initiative
  • The Ravagers
  • The Ten Rings
  • Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

  • The Making of WandaVision (12th March 2021)
  • The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (30th April 2021)
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FMW-E & H2O's Destiny Discussion Thread
Live from the Trenton Thunder Ballpark in Trenton, NJ
Watch on IWTV at 8:10pm EST
Match Card
Double Hell Current Blast Deathmatch: Matt Tremont vs Atsushi Onita
44.OH (Rickey Shane Page, Eric Ryan, Bobby Beverly, Gregory Iron, Atticus Cogar & Eddy Only) vs Team H2O (Chuck Payne, Ron Mathis, Devon Moore, Lucky 13, Chondo and SHLAK)
H2O Hybrid Title: Kennedi Copeland vs Mickie Knuckles vs Jenny Rose vs Masha Slamovich vs Kasey Catal
Hideki Hosaka, BADBOY Hido, and Danny Havoc Memorial Hardcore Rumble
Effy Jimmy Lloyd & G-Raver vs Marcus Mathers & Austin Luke
H2O Tag Team Titles: Chris Bradley & Kristian Ross vs Myke Quest & Bobby Dempsey vs Jeff Cannonball & Terra Calaway vs WTF
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Free Mas Draga: Reddit Season 4 Episode 2 | "Talent Show (Part 2)"

The Twerkroom is empty following the elimination of Swiss Piss. There is a mirror message present, but no one around to read it. The bags of drag of six different contestants still fill half the of the four fake brick walls. The Twerkroom is quiet and a pungent odor lingers in the room.

When suddenly…

🎢 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎢

Envy Adams walks into the Twerkroom in her Night of 1,000 Aries look from TADR (Envy stomps into the Twerkroom looking like the woman with the gas mask in the Welcome to the Black Parade music video, alluding to Aries’ punk/emo era. The look is very well crafted. Halfway into the room, Envy takes the mask off and dust puffs out, revealing an old, ragged face.)

"Aries is a DEAD BITCH!" Screams Envy.

Suddenly, Envy pulls apart her outfit and skin, revealing hyper-realistic blood, guts, and grizzle, as if all of her skin was ripped off.

"But I...am THAT BITCH!" Envy spins, and doing so, the blood effect splatters everywhere, revealing a red and pink catsuit with crystals depicting various organs. Her hair is in a long ponytail that touches the floor. Bloods and guts splatter all across the four fake brick walls.

β€œI’m first? Ugh. Annoying.” Envy rolls her eyes, before catching a whiff. β€œWhat’s that smell?”

When suddenly...

🎢 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎢

β€œNow we pause… for the big… reveal…” A contestant says entering the Twerkroom.

Trickap Mysleeve

(Confessional) Trickap Mysleeve: Hi Y'all! I am Trickap Mysleeve and I am the annoying queen of the season! I will be bringing you gags, goops, tricks and most importantly, sleeves!

Trickap seductively makes her way over to Envy, whom is covering her nose.

β€œYou don’t smell that?” Envy asks, shamelessly disgusted.

β€œKind of smells like milk.” Trickap says with a sniff.

When suddenly…

🎢 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎢

VEGA

β€œGreetings, I’ve come from the future to tell you all… your new winner is here!” Vega says.

(Confessional) Vega: My name is 02QAY7, but my friends usually just call me Vega. I’ve come from the year 42XX… to compete… not because I’m wanted for treason. My drag is very cyberpunk, very metal, literally.

Vega enters the

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-35)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson

  2. Starting Out with Python, 5th Edition: Tony Gaddis

  3. Sanders' Paramedic Textbook Includes Navigate 2 Essentials Access, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & AAOS & Kim McKenna

  4. Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

  5. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

  6. Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru

  7. Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk

  8. Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer

  9. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

  10. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

  11. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

  12. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

  13. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

  14. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

  15. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

  16. Beginner's Guide to SOLIDWORKS 2020, Level II: Alejandro Reyes

  17. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

  18. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

  19. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

  20. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

  21. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit

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Positional Battles To Watch

Chuma Okeke has put together two solid games in a row, and he may be denting Franz Wagner's minutes a bit. One more good game and he becomes a 12 team guy to at least look at. Additionally, Terrence Ross is starting to heat up as well, and I'd probably add him as one of my last guys.

Justin Holiday started the last game for the Pacers, and while he's not a 12 team add yet, it means Chris Duarte is a very safe 12 team drop, as he's no longer fantasy relevant.

The Alperen Sengun/Daniel Theis debate rages on. As long as each is healthy, their fantasy potential remains somewhat limited. I don't see Theis not playing 20+ minutes a night where he starts or not.

Alec Burks has been hot recently, and that's capped Quickley, Rose, and even Kemba Walker a bit. Burks has to be considered a 12 team add with how good he's been.

Khem Birch and Chris Boucher are both 12 team players as long as OG Anunoby is out, which, turns out, may not be for long. I happen to own both, so I get 40 center minutes from them combined.

Patrick Beverly should no longer be on 12 team waiver wires, as he provides very solid value across the board without hurting you anywhere. I do think Malik Beasley deserves a 12 team add, however, if you're looking for triples and points, the latter which isn't always easy to find on the waiver.

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope isn't really in a positional battle and is boring, but I believe he has to be added in 12 teamers. Solid source of triples and steals.

Danilo Gallinari is starting to play better. Huerter may continue to start with Hunter out, but Gallo may be a better contributor even with less minutes.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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70s Soul Classics (Marvin Gaye/Stevie Wonder/Curtis Mayfield/Sly & the Family Stone)

Hello Popheads!!! Welcome to the 70s Soul Classics Rate. We're your hosts-- darjeelingdarkroast and FlavaSavaVandal! And we have 4 classic albums for you to listen to from four legends of soul music.

Introduction

The early 70s were a tense time for the good ol’ U. S. of A. America was stuck in a war that a lot of people no longer want to be a part of, sending young men to risk their lives in South East Asia despite promise from several administrations that involvement in the war was decreasing; racial inequality is still a huge problem for black Americans who are still not afforded the same opportunities as white people; anti-war protests expose the realities of police brutality; and the Watergate Scandal was happening.

There was also a golden age of excellent socially conscious music that came out as a response to these issues. This was especially true in soul music, where many artists of that time were evolving soul into a more album-orientated genre, incorporating gospel, jazz, R&B, pop, psychedelia and progressive elements. This period of music has become influential on future genres such as hip-hop, contemporary R&B and neo-soul and has received much critical acclaim. The four albums featured in this rate led the charge in this evolution of soul and shocked critics who had underestimated their talents. Each album has stood the test of time in terms of critical acclaim, and were all commercially successful in giving the world a decent amount of hit singles, and strong album sales. These albums paved the way for other black artists to be more politically explicit in their music.

Stevie Wonder - Innervisions

Spotify | Apple Music | Youtube

A child prodigy who had been signed to Motown since he was 11 and had already given the world enduring hits throughout the 1960's, whether they were of his own catalogue or his label mates'. Wonder's contract was soon to expire in the early 70's when he turned 21 and was about to use his star power to sign a new deal with them, which gave him greater control over the music he was making. Shortly afterwards Stevie entered what is widely regarded as his classic peri

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The best lawn in Kandahar

Soldiers do many things to make themselves feel not so far away when on a long deployment. Some decorate their living spaces with pinup girls and hometown sports memorabilia. Some bring special blankets and sheets that remind them of their beds back home. Most people I know didn’t openly display pictures of loved ones. I never did, I always viewed it as a distraction, and something too intimate to be shared, even among men I shared everything else with.

Our tent in Afghanistan was universally agreed to be best furnished, most comfortable and most un-military by far on Combat Outpost Terra Nova. This was due to equal parts luck and the personalities involved. My five-person team wasn’t organically part of the combat unit we were assigned to, and we gladly slide into the cracks of this grey area of command responsibility. And since we had a major as our team leader, it kept a lot of the petty micromanagement out of our living quarters. The cavalry and headquarters troops had to abide by strict unit regulations in the organization of their tents’ interiors, right down to chickenshit details such as having their boots, sneakers and shower sandals lined up in a particular order underneath their cots. Our tent had one rule and one rule only; β€œThe Army stops at the door”. In addition to our civil affairs team; several US citizen interpreters and intel folks lived in our cozy little bungalow. At our own expense we managed to furnish it with Persian rugs, comfortable chairs, a refrigerator, shelves for snacks, and an oversized flat-screen television. Early in our tour, when 101st rotated out and was replaced by 10th Mountain, the 10th Mountain HHC First Sergeant barged into our tent and demanded we remove everything comfortable because it was a β€œFire Hazard”. Our major politely directed him to leave and never enter our living quarters without his expressed permission. So, while we were able to keep our stuff, the HHC 1SG treated us with disdain for a few weeks. That lasted until all the laundry facilities on base broke down, and our team managed to β€œacquire” replacement washing machines and dryers at no cost to the US taxpayer in less than one week. Our tent wasn’t the only location on the COP that we put our handyman and interior decoration skills to use. The base also hosted the Afghan district government building, that my team and our State Department and USAID colleagues (one of each) worked out of. Note that I didn’t mention any Afghan government officials

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Out of My Casts for It/It: Chapter Two, Which One is Your Favourite? (Version 2)

1977-1979

Dustin Hoffman as Bill Denbrough

Michael J. Fox as Young Bill Denbrough

Harrison Ford as Ben Hanscom

John Cassisi as Young Ben Hanscom

Ann-Margret as Beverly Marsh

Jodie Foster as Young Beverly Marsh

Christopher Lloyd as Richie Tozier

Ike Eisenmann as Young Richie Tozier

Jason Miller as Eddie Kaspbrak

Scott Baio as Young Eddie Kaspbrak

Richard Pryor as Mike Hanlon

Todd Bridges as Young Mike Hanlon

Harold Ramis as Stanley Uris

Johnny Doran as Young Stanley Uris

Sylvester Stallone as Henry Bowers

Sean Penn as Young Henry Bowers

Malcolm McDowell as Pennywise the Dancing Clown/It

Director: John Carpenter

1987-1989

Mark Hamill as Bill Denbrough

River Phoenix as Young Bill Denbrough

Kurt Russell as Ben Hanscom

Jerry O'Connell as Young Ben Hanscom

Karen Allen as Beverly Marsh

Alyssa Milano as Young Beverly Marsh

Robin Williams as Richie Tozier

Corey Feldman as Young Richie Tozier

Charles Martin Smith as Eddie Kaspbrak

Henry Thomas as Young Eddie Kaspbrak

Keith David as Mike Hanlon

Shavar Ross as Young Mike Hanlon

Jeff Goldlbum as Stanley Uris

Corey Haim as Young Stanley Uris

Michael Ironside as Henry Bowers

Christian Slater as Young Henry Bowers

Gary Oldman as Pennywise the Dancing Clown/It

Director: Wes Craven

1997-1999

Kyle MacLachlan as Bill Denbrough

Brad Renfro as Young Bill Denbrough

Val Kilmer as Ben Hanscom

Max Goldblatt as Young Ben Hanscom

Geena Davis as Beverly Marsh

Gaby Hoffmann as Young Beverly Marsh

Tom Hanks as Richie Tozier

Kieran Culkin as Young Richie Tozier

Matthew Broderick as Eddie Kaspbrak

Joseph Mazzello as Young Eddie Kaspbrak

Laurence Fishburne as Mike Hanlon

Ray J as Young Mike Hanlon

Matt Dillon as Stanley Uris

Jonathan Tucker as Young Stanley Uris

David Morse as Henry Bowers

Christopher Masterson as Young Henry Bowers

Crispin Glover as Pennywise the Dancing Clown/It

Director: Wes Craven

2007-2009

Edward Norton as Bill Denbrough

Logan Lerman as Young Bill Denbrough

Bradley Cooper as Ben Hanscom

Brett Kelly as Young Ben Hanscom

Jennifer Connelly as Beverly Marsh

Dakota Fanning as Young Beverly Marsh

Robert Downey Jr. as Richie Tozier

Cole Sprouse as Young Richie Tozier

Jason Bateman as Eddie Kaspbrak

Freddie Highmore as Young Eddie Kaspbrak

Lennie James as Mike Hanlon

Tyler James Williams as Young Mike Hanlon

Zach Braff as Stanley Uris

Daryl Sabara as Young Stanley Uris

John Carroll Lynch as Henry Bowers

Dane DeHaan as Young Henry Bo

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolicitedTitPics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-87)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Fingerprinting Analysis and Quality Control Methods of Herbal Medicines by Ravindra Kumar Pandey , Shiv Shankar Shukla , Amber Vyas , Vishal Jain , Parag Jain , Shailendra Saraf

  2. (eBook PDF)Healthcare Affordability by Sr., Paul Walter Odomirok

  3. (eBook PDF)An Anthropology of Contemporary Art by Thomas Fillitz , Paul van der Grijp

  4. (eBook PDF)The Project Management Coaching Workbook by Susanne Madsen

  5. (eBook PDF)Time Series Analysis by Henrik Madsen

  6. (eBook PDF)Complexity of Seismic Time Series: Measurement and Application by Tamaz Chelidze , Filippos Vallianatos , Luciano Telesca

  7. (eBook PDF)Sensors for Mechatronics, 2nd Edition by Paul P. L. Regtien , Edwin Dertien

  8. (eBook PDF)Mineral Exploration Principles and Applications, 2nd Edition by Swapan Kumar Haldar

  9. (eBook PDF)Late-Stage Fluorination of Bioactive Molecules and Biologically-Relevant Substrates by Al Postigo

  10. (eBook PDF)Structural Health Monitoring For Advanced Composite Structures by M H Ferri Aliabadi , Z Sharif Khodaei

  11. (eBook PDF)Introduction To Computational Earthquake Engineering Third Edition by Muneo Hori

  12. (eBook PDF)Cancer Cell Chemoresistance And Chemosensitization by Ajaikumar B Kunnumakkara , Ajaikumar B. Kunnumakkara , Devivasha Bordoloi , Javadi Monisha

  13. (eBook PDF)Compassionate Moral Realism by Colin Marshall

  14. (eBook PDF)Community Interests Across International Law by Eyal Benvenisti , Georg Nolte

  15. (eBook PDF)Commodities: MARKETS, PERFORMANCE, AND STRATEGIES by H. Kent Baker , Greg Filbeck , Jeffrey H. Harris

  16. (eBook PDF)Charles Olson and American Modernism by Mark ers

  17. (eBook PDF)The Changing Face of Volunteering in Hospice and Palliative Care by Ros Scott , Steven Howlett

  18. (eBook PDF)Challenges for Humanitarian Intervention by C. A. J. Coady , Ned Dobos , Sagar Sanyal

  19. (eBook PDF)Central Banking in Turbulent Times by Francesco Papadia ,

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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UPDATED: Everything We Know About Phase 4 & 5 without the Clickbait, Ads & Rumours

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. An update may be posted in 2022

Old Posts have been archived due to character limit. For interests' sake, they can be found here

###Updates since posting

  • No Way Home Cast Updated
  • Moon Knight Filming Status Updated
  • Moon Knight Cast Updated
  • I Am Groot Links and Crew Updated
  • What If...? (Season 2) Crew Updated
  • Echo Crew Updated
  • The Marvels Cast Updated
  • Hawkeye Cast Updated
  • Untitled Scarlett Johansson Project added
  • Blade Cast and Filming Status Updated
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Filming Status Updated
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming 4 Added
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home Synopsis Updated
  • Secret Invasion Cast Updated
  • Shang-Chi Projects Added
  • Untitled Shang-Chi Sequel Cast Updated
  • Untitled Destin Daniel Cretton Series Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

  • Wanda Maximoff
  • Vision
  • Falcon
  • The Winter Soldier
  • Sharon Carter
  • Baron Zemo
  • Loki
  • The Tesseract/Space Stone
  • Black Widow
  • Peggy Carter
  • The Avengers Initiative
  • The Ravagers
  • The Ten Rings
  • Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

  • The Making of WandaVision
  • The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
  • The Making of Loki
  • The Making of Black Widow
  • The Making of What If...?
  • The Making of Shang-Chi and the Legend of The Ten Rings
  • The Making of Hawkeye

#Hawkeye - November 24th 2021 (6 Episodes)

###Status - Wrapped; First 2 Episodes streaming on November 24th

Platform: Disney+

^(**Wo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_l_l-illiam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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H2O's Merry F'n Christmas Night Two Discussion Thread
Live from the H2O Wrestling Center in Williamstown, NJ
Watch on IWTV at 8pm EST
Match Card
Bobby Beverly vs. Matt Tremont
H2O Hybrid Title: Kennedi Copeland vs. Brandon Kirk
H2O Danny Havoc Hardcore Title: Lucky 13 vs Drew Blood
H2O Tag Team Titles: The Lone Rangers (Jeff Cannonball & Mitch Vallen) vs Chris Bradley & Kristian Ross}
Billie Starkz vs. Austin Luke
Rat in a Cage Match: Bam Sullivan vs. Mouse
Ryan Redfield, Chuck Payne, & Devon Moore vs Deklan Grant, G.G. Everson, & Adonis Valero
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