10 Hilarious Best Soup Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Best soup to make with your dog?

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👤︎ u/funkasauresrex

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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Why is haunted soup the best?

Because it's soup eerier

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because

You got a roll with it

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👤︎ u/skilldan

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:

"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"

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👤︎ u/Torley_

📅︎ Jul 30 2018

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What is the best thing about duck soup?

You don't need to add any quackers.

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👤︎ u/Jeffrypig_23

📅︎ Jul 25 2015

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I love Chinese buffets. All you can eat...

...and dim sum!

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Jun 26 2022

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Help!

I’m sorry if this is against the rules, but I’m planning a Bowie themed dinner for my husbands birthday. The best I can come up with is Major Tom yum soup and Hashes to Hashes and maybe Diamond Hot Dogs.

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👤︎ u/SilverBayonet

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.

That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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ew, this soup is the borscht

this soup is the worst

(jk borscht is the best. we have a generational recipe for it. I am ashamed of myself for even posting this and my ancestors shame me from the heavens)

haha I'll see you guys next time

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👤︎ u/Galden96

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....

That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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