Why is haunted soup the best?
Because it's soup eerier
Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because
You got a roll with it
I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
What is the best thing about duck soup?
You don't need to add any quackers.
I love Chinese buffets. All you can eat...
...and dim sum!
Help!
I’m sorry if this is against the rules, but I’m planning a Bowie themed dinner for my husbands birthday. The best I can come up with is Major Tom yum soup and Hashes to Hashes and maybe Diamond Hot Dogs.
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
ew, this soup is the borscht
this soup is the worst
(jk borscht is the best. we have a generational recipe for it. I am ashamed of myself for even posting this and my ancestors shame me from the heavens)
haha I'll see you guys next time
