Best Comeback Puns

The sass-quatch

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

Growing up, my father loved to make jokes about me and pick on me. And after he makes his witty joke in front of his friends I'd respond with "ah you got jokes"

Without skipping a beat he responds

"And you've got a face, we both make people laugh"

Your brain is so small, if it were melted into gasoline, it wouldn't be enough fuel to power an ants motorcycle half way across a bb.