Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read anyway.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2023
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My best friend said that my book called "Supply and Demand" is really poorly written.

I said, "There's no need for that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2023
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What is the best kind of tea to drink while reading a book?

Noveltea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2022
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Half past two is the best time to book a dentist appointment.

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTToaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.

Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.

Because it was written by a ghost writer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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There should be a yearly award for best new comic book.

Call it the Stan Lee Cup.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I went traveling to find the best pie. A pie in Jamaica costed 1.50$. One in Cuba was therefore only 1$. The most expensive I found was on the Bahamas and costed a whopping 3$. I might write a book about this...

I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean

-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukas0303
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmang00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history

I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I've heard that outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read anyway.

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What's the best time to book a dentist appointment?

Tooth:hurty! (2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiontravvlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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When is the best time to book a root canal appointment?

Tooth:Hurty

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4-8Newday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antiviolins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend

Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitsquare1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend

Inside a dog it’s too dark to read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukesup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book.

Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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