Berlin Biennale Puns

University of Arts London will be hosting an online event about NFT with Sotheby’s, TEZOS founder, Robert Alice, Simon Denny and Flash Art in December - join us on 1st Dec on YouTube!

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From proof of stake to crypto aesthetics and the environmental cost of the minting process, this round table of experts and artists will survey the present state of the NFT landscape and its prospects as a sustainable ecosystem. While the ‘crypto art’ realm has escalated from a fan culture avant-garde to an advertising paradigm for established brands and artists, we aim to demystify the cryptosphere’s real implications.

Panelists:

Carolina Mostert is a Specialist Writer and Project Manager at Sotheby’s, London. In October, Sotheby’s launched its own NFT platform - Metaverse - where of the 53 lots available, five have been sold for over $1M, including works from digital artists Pak and Yuga Labs (each closing for seven figures).

Alex Estorick is Contributing Editor for Art and Technology at Flash Art. Last year, he founded the magazine’s digital column, “The Uncanny Valley”, specialising in the relationship between AI and contemporary art. He recently published the first aesthetics of crypto art and is currently working to establish the blockchain as a more progressive ecosystem.

Simon Denny is one of the leading and earliest artists who explored blockchain culture. Thinking about crypto since 2016 when he exhibited one of the foundational installations addressing blockchains, "Blockchain Future States" at the 9th Berlin Biennale. In 2021, the processing power from his “NFT Mine Offsets” work was established to be donated to environmental research via climateprediction.net.

Robert Alice is a London based artist and pioneer in the crypto art and NFT space. HIs Portraits of a Mind (2019 - ongoing) is the first NFT to be sold by a major auction house (Christie’s New York). Alice's work has been featured in the New York Times, Financial Times, CNN, Forbes, Fortune and Vogue and exhibited in New York (Christie's), Beijing (Ullens Center of Contemporary Art) and Shanghai (JinArt Center).

Arthur Breitman is the creator of Tezos, a public blockchain enabling decentralized governance through self-amendments. With its low transaction fees and higher energy efficiency based on the Proof of Stake Protocol (in comparison with Ethereum

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

University of Arts London will be hosting an online event about NFT with Sotheby’s, TEZOS founder, Robert Alice, Simon Denny and Flash Art in December - join us on 1st Dec on YouTube: bit.ly/CSMNFT

Blockchain x Art at University of Arts London, Central Saint Martins

From proof of stake to crypto aesthetics and the environmental cost of the minting process, this round table of experts and artists will survey the present state of the NFT landscape and its prospects as a sustainable ecosystem. While the ‘crypto art’ realm has escalated from a fan culture avant-garde to an advertising paradigm for established brands and artists, we aim to demystify the cryptosphere’s real implications.

Panellists:

Carolina Mostert is a Specialist Writer and Project Manager at Sotheby’s, London. In October, Sotheby’s launched its own NFT platform - Metaverse - where of the 53 lots available, five have been sold for over $1M, including works from digital artists Pak and Yuga Labs (each closing for seven figures).

Alex Estorick is Contributing Editor for Art and Technology at Flash Art. Last year, he founded the magazine’s digital column, “The Uncanny Valley”, specialising in the relationship between AI and contemporary art. He recently published the first aesthetics of crypto art and is currently working to establish the blockchain as a more progressive ecosystem.

Simon Denny is one of the leading and earliest artists who explored blockchain culture. Thinking about crypto since 2016 when he exhibited one of the foundational installations addressing blockchains, "Blockchain Future States" at the 9th Berlin Biennale. In 2021, the processing power from his “NFT Mine Offsets” work was established to be donated to environmental research via climateprediction.net.

Robert Alice is a London based artist and pioneer in the crypto art and NFT space. HIs Portraits of a Mind (2019 - ongoing) is the first NFT to be sold by a major auction house (Christie’s New York). Alice's work has been featured in the New York Times, Financial Times, CNN, Forbes, Fortune and Vogue and exhibited in New York (Christie's), Beijing (Ullens Center of Contemporary Art) and Shanghai (JinArt Center).

Arthur Breitman is the creator of Tezos, a public blockchain enabling decentralized governance through self-amendments. With its low transaction fees and h