Ben Peters Puns

A list of puns related to "Ben Peters"

I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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👤︎ u/jurassicbond
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.

...but his Aunt May

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Went to Disney World with my girlfriend

We saw a parade that had Peter Pan with a float of Big Ben, and it was moving pretty quick for a parade float.

I turn to my girlfriend and say: "looks like that clocks running a little fast."

I'm not a Dad yet, but I feel like I'll be good at it.

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👤︎ u/warchiello
📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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