Did I miss something or have I just forgotten? Also, I need a Blind Pew cameo at least before the season wraps up.
Anyone ever read "Treasure Island"?
Ben Gunn was the marooned pirate who dreamed of cheese.
Last week (before this episode aired) I was thinking, "He may or may not win, but he might have a career playing the part of crazy ol' Ben Gunn."
Did anyone else notice the maroon camp's prisoner is Ben Gunn, from TI? I assumed that people who've read the book picked up on it, but I haven't seen anyone mention it here. That guy has the best worst luck, it seems.
#FT: Norwich City 0-5 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (6', 67'), Kieran Tierney (44'), Alexandre Lacazette (84' PEN), Emile Smith Rowe (90'+1')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Kenny Mclean, Billy Gilmour, Przemyslaw Placheta (Christos Tzolis), Joshua Sargent (Adam Idah), Teemu Pukki, Kieran Dowell (Pierre Lees-Melou).
Subs: Todd Cantwell, Dimitris Giannoulis, Michael Mcgovern, Bali Mumba, Sam Byram.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Rob Holding, Kieran Tierney, Ben White, Martin Odegaard, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Alexandre Lacazette, Gabriel Martinelli (Emile Smith-Rowe), Bukayo Saka (Nicolas Pepe).
Subs: Pablo Mari, Nuno Tavares, Bernd Leno, Edward Nketiah, Charlie Patino, Albert Sambi-Lokonga.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
90'+1' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 5. Emile Smith Rowe (Arsenal) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.Goal confirmed following VAR Review.
90'+2' VAR Decision: Goal Arsenal - Norwich City 0-5 Arsenal (Emile Smith Rowe).
90'+3' Second Half ends, Norwich City 0, Arsenal 5.
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PL Watch Thread for today’s games.
Man City vs Chelsea - 1-0 FT
Man City
Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, John Stones, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Jack Grealish, Phil Foden, Raheem Sterling.
Subs: Zack Steffen, Ilkay Gündogan, Rúben Dias, Gabriel Jesus, Fernandinho, Luke Mbete, Josh Wilson-Esbrand, Romeo Lavia, James Mcatee.
Chelsea
Kepa Arrizabalaga, Thiago Silva, Malang Sarr, Antonio Rüdiger, Mateo Kovacic, N'Golo Kanté, Marcos Alonso, César Azpilicueta, Romelu Lukaku, Christian Pulisic, Hakim Ziyech.
Subs: Callum Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner, Mason Mount, Marcus Bettinelli, Ross Barkley, Kai Havertz, Saúl Ñíguez, Jorginho, Ruben Loftus-Cheek.
Match Updates :
39’- Grealish’s missed chance for Man City
70’- De Bruyne opens the scoring for Man City through a great goal
Norwich vs Everton - 2-1 FT
Norwich
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent.
Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Christos Tzolis, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Sam Byram, Ozan Kabak, Dimitris Giannoulis.
Everton
Jordan Pickford, Ben Godfrey, Michael Keane, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman, André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón.
Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Yerry Mina, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Richarlison.
Match Updates :
16’- Keane’s own goal opens the scoring for Norwich
18’- Idah doubles Norwich’s lead
60’- Richarlison opens the scoring for Everton
Wolves vs Southampton - 3-1 FT
Wolves
José Sá, Conor Coady, Tote Gomes, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Leander Dendoncker, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Daniel Podence, Francisco Trincão.
Subs: Luke Cundle, Fábio Silva, Louie Moulden, Bruno Jordão, Dion Sanderson, Adama Traoré, Chem Campbell, Ryan John Giles, John Ruddy.
Southampton
Fraser Forster, Lyanco, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Ibrahima Diallo, James Ward-Prowse, Oriol Romeu, Romain Perraud, Nathan Tella, Armando Broja, Nathan Redmond.
Subs: Yann Valery, Ché Adams, Stuart Armstrong, Thierry Small, Adam A
... keep reading on reddit ➡Watford 0 - 3 Norwich City
Norwich scorers: Josh Sargent (51', 74'), Juraj Kucka OG (90+2')
Venue: Vicarage Road, Watford, England
Referee: Mike Dean!
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Daniel Bachmann | Robert Elliot | ||
| Hassane Kamara | 84' | Jeremy Ngakia | |
| Samir | Francisco Sierralta | ||
| Christian Kabasele | Juraj Kucka | 89' 90+2' | |
| Kiko Femenía | 89' | Ken Sema | 84' |
| Tom Cleverley | 59' | Ozan Tufan | |
| Edo Kayembe | James Morris | ||
| Moussa Sissoko | Cucho Hernández | 59' | |
| João Pedro | Ashley Fletcher | ||
| Joshua King | |||
| Emmanuel Dennis | 36' 78' |
Manager: Claudio Ranieri (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Angus Gunn | Michael McGovern | ||
| Brandon Williams | Sam Byram | 86' | |
| Ben Gibson | Dimitrios Giannoulis | ||
| Grant Hanley | Ozan Kabak | ||
| Max Aarons | Przemysław Płacheta | 90+5' | |
| Milot Rashica | 90+5' | Kenny McLean | 21' 38' |
| Pierre Lees Melou | Jon Rowe | ||
| Jacob Lungi Sørensen | 21' | Kieran Dowell | |
| Josh Sargent | 51' 74' | Christos Tzolis | |
| Teemu Pukki | 86' | ||
| Adam Idah |
Manager: Dean Smith (England)
1': We're off!
12': Sargent crosses to Rashica who fires over the bar.
21': Norwich substitution: Kenny McLean on for *Jacob Lungi Søren
... keep reading on reddit ➡I guess the concept didn't work
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
FT: West Ham United 2-0 Norwich City
West Ham United scorers: Jarrod Bowen (42', 83')
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LINE-UPS
West Ham United
Lukasz Fabianski, Issa Diop, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Vladimír Coufal, Pablo Fornals, Declan Rice, Manuel Lanzini, Michail Antonio (Andriy Yarmolenko), Nikola Vlasic (Arthur Masuaku), Jarrod Bowen.
Subs: Ben Johnson, Armstrong Okoflex, Alphonse Areola, Harrison Ashby, Alex Král, Pierre Ekwah, Ajibola Alese.
Norwich City
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Adam Idah (Jon Rowe), Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica (Christos Tzolis), Przemyslaw Placheta (Kieran Dowell).
Subs: Dimitris Giannoulis, Angus Gunn, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Liam Gibbs, Ozan Kabak, Sam Byram.
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MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
42' Goal! West Ham United 1, Norwich City 0. Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Vladimir Coufal with a cross.
65' Substitution, Norwich City. Kieran Dowell replaces Przemyslaw Placheta.
72' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Milot Rashica.
75' Substitution, Norwich City. Jonathan Rowe replaces Adam Idah.
78' Substitution, West Ham United. Arthur Masuaku replaces Nikola Vlasic.
83' Goal! West Ham United 2, Norwich City 0. Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United) left footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Arthur Masuaku.Goal awarded following VAR Review.
88' Substitution, West Ham United. Andriy Yarmolenko replaces Michail Antonio.
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#[Premier League - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Newcastle 1-1 Norwich
Match Info:
Date: November 30, 2021
Time: 19:30 (Europe/London)
Venue: St. James' Park
Recent form
Newcastle: DLLDDL
Norwich: LDDLLL
Lineups:
Newcastle - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Martin Dúbravka, Javier Manquillo, Fabian Schär, Ciaran Clark, Jamal Lewis, Ryan Fraser, Jonjo Shelvey, Joe Willock, Allan Saint-Maximin, Callum Wilson, Joelinton
Substitutes: Karl Darlow, Federico Fernández, Emil Krafth, Jeff Hendrick, Sean Longstaff, Miguel Almirón, Isaac Hayden, Jacob Murphy, Dwight Gayle
Coach: E. Howe
Norwich - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Tim Krul, Max Aarons, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Brandon Williams, Lukas Rupp, Josh Sargent, Billy Gilmour, Kenny McLean, Christos Tzolis, Teemu Pukki
Substitutes: Angus Gunn, Andrew Omobamidele, Ozan Kabak, Dimitrios Giannoulis, Jacob Lungi Sørensen, Przemysław Płacheta, Pierre Lees Melou, Kieran Dowell, Adam Idah
Coach: D. Smith
Match Stats:
| Newcastle | 1 - 1 | Norwich |
|---|---|---|
| 31% | Ball Possession | 69% |
| 9 | Total Shots | 15 |
| 1 | Shots On Target | 6 |
| 6 | Shots Off Target | 5 |
| 2 | Blocked Shots | 4 |
| 5 | Shots Inside Box | 9 |
| 4 | Shots Outside Box | 6 |
| 2 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
| 0 | Offsides | 3 |
| 8 | Fouls | 11 |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 5 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
| 260 | Passes | 568 |
| 179 (69%) | Accurate Passes | 493 (87%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
9' Red Card for C. Clark (Newcastle)
11' Substitution: F. Fernández for R. Fraser (Newcastle)
46' Substitution: P. Lees Melou for C. Tzolis (Norwich)
61' Penalty scored by C. Wilson (Newcastle)
67' Substitution: A. Idah for J. Sargent (Norwich)
73' Substitution: I. Hayden for J. Willock (Newcastle)
73' Substitution: D. Giannoulis for B. Williams (Norwich)
77' Substitution: M. Almirón for A. Saint-Maximin (Newcastle)
79' GOAL! Scored by T. Pukki (Norwich)
90' Match whistled off
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
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January 26, 2022
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Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)
January 28, 2022
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Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)
Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)
In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)
Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)
They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)
February 4, 2022
(WIDE)
Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)
Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, Michael Pena, John Bradley/PG-13/2 hr 0 min/Lionsgate/d: Roland Emmerich/Wide)
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The Wolf and the Lion (Family/With: Molly Kunz, Evan Bullung, Graham Greene/PG/1 hr 39 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Gilles de Maistre/Limited)
Breaking Bread (Documentary/With: Nof Atamna-Ismaeel, Shlomi Meir, Ali Khattib, Osama Dalal/1 hr 25 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Beth Elise Hawk/Limited)
The Worst Person In The World (DramRomCom/With: Renate Reinsve, Anders Danielsen Lie, Maria Grazia Di Meo, Mia McGovern Zaini/R/2 hr 7 min/NEON/d: Joachim Trier/Limited)
Last Survivors (Sci-Fi/With: Benjamin Arthur, Mark Famiglietti, Simon Lees, Stephen Moyer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Drew Mylrea/Limited)
The Long Night (a.k.a. The Coven) (Horror/With: Scout Taylor-Compton, Nolan Gerard Funk, Jeff Fahey, Deborah Kara Unger/R/Well Go USA Entertainment/d: Rich Ragsdale/Limited)
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Marry Me (RomCom/With
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Norwich City 0 - 2 Aston Villa
Villa scorers: Jacob Ramsey (34'), Ollie Watkins (87')
Venue: Carrow Road, Norwich, England
Referee: David Coote
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Krul | Angus Gunn | ||
| Brandon Williams | 64' | Jonathan Tomkinson | |
| Ben Gibson | Sam Byram | 45+1' 55' | |
| Ozan Kabak | 45+1' | Bali Mumba | |
| Max Aarons | 46' | Dimitrios Giannoulis | |
| Kenny McLean | Kieran Dowell | 75' | |
| Jacob Sørensen | Jon Rowe | ||
| Billy Gilmour | Adam Idah | 61' | |
| Todd Cantwell | 61' | Thomas Dickson-Peters | |
| Teemu Pukki | |||
| Przemysław Płacheta | 75' |
Manager: Dean Smith (England)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Emiliano Martínez | Filip Marshall | ||
| Matt Targett | Tim Iroegbunam | ||
| Tyrone Mings | Axel Tuanzebe | 88' | |
| Ezri Konsa | Kortney Hause | ||
| Matty Cash | Trézéguet | ||
| Jacob Ramsey | 34' | Carney Chukwuemeka | 83' |
| Douglas Luiz | Danny Ings | 59' | |
| John McGinn | 49' 88' | Cameron Archer | |
| Emi Buendía | 83' | Jaden Philogene-Bidace | |
| Ollie Watkins | 87' | ||
| Ashley Young | 59' |
Manager: Steven Gerrard (England)
1': We're off!
8': Wonderful save by Tim Krul who pushes McGinn's shot over the bar.
20': A lot of pressure but no real good chances from Villa, Targett final
... keep reading on reddit ➡Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Newcastle United 1 - 1 Norwich City
Newcastle scorers: Callum Wilson (61' pen.)
Norwich scorers: Teemu Pukki (79')
Venue: St. James' Park, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England
Referee: Andy Madley
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Martin Dúbravka | Karl Darlow | ||
| Jamal Lewis | Federico Fernández | 11' | |
| Ciaran Clark | 9' | Emil Krafth | |
| Fabian Schär | Jeff Hendrick | ||
| Javi Manquillo | Sean Longstaff | ||
| Allan Saint-Maximin | 77' | Miguel Almirón | 77' |
| Joe Willock | 72' | Isaac Hayden | 72' |
| Jonjo Shelvey | Jacob Murphy | ||
| Ryan Fraser | 11' | Dwight Gayle | |
| Joelinton | |||
| Callum Wilson | 61' |
Manager: Eddie Howe (England)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Krul | Angus Gunn | ||
| Brandon Williams | 73' | Andrew Omobamidele | |
| Ben Gibson | Ozan Kabak | ||
| Grant Hanley | Dimitris Giannoulis | 73' | |
| Max Aarons | Jacob Sørensen | ||
| Lukas Rupp | Przemyslaw Płacheta | ||
| Christos Tzolis | 46' | Pierre Lees Melou | 46' |
| Kenny McLean | Kieran Dowell | ||
| Billy Gilmour | Adam Idah | 67' | |
| Josh Sargent | 67' | ||
| Teemu Pukki | 79' |
Manager: Dean Smith (England)
1': We're off!
5': Shelvey's shot from distance soars over the net.
9': A RED CARD!! Ciaran Clark pulls back Pukki, he was clear on goal, no choice for the ref but
... keep reading on reddit ➡They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Watford 0 - 3 Norwich City
Norwich scorers: Josh Sargent (51', 74'), Juraj Kucka OG (90+2')
Venue: Vicarage Road, Watford, England
Referee: Mike Dean!
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Daniel Bachmann | Robert Elliot | ||
| Hassane Kamara | 84' | Jeremy Ngakia | |
| Samir | Francisco Sierralta | ||
| Christian Kabasele | Juraj Kucka | 89' 90+2' | |
| Kiko Femenía | 89' | Ken Sema | 84' |
| Tom Cleverley | 59' | Ozan Tufan | |
| Edo Kayembe | James Morris | ||
| Moussa Sissoko | Cucho Hernández | 59' | |
| João Pedro | Ashley Fletcher | ||
| Joshua King | |||
| Emmanuel Dennis | 36' 78' |
Manager: Claudio Ranieri (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Angus Gunn | Michael McGovern | ||
| Brandon Williams | Sam Byram | 86' | |
| Ben Gibson | Dimitrios Giannoulis | ||
| Grant Hanley | Ozan Kabak | ||
| Max Aarons | Przemysław Płacheta | 90+5' | |
| Milot Rashica | 90+5' | Kenny McLean | 21' 38' |
| Pierre Lees Melou | Jon Rowe | ||
| Jacob Lungi Sørensen | 21' | Kieran Dowell | |
| Josh Sargent | 51' 74' | Christos Tzolis | |
| Teemu Pukki | 86' | ||
| Adam Idah |
Manager: Dean Smith (England)
1': We're off!
12': Sargent crosses to Rashica who fires over the bar.
21': Norwich substitution: Kenny McLean on for *Jacob Lungi Søren
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Norwich City 0-5 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (6', 67'), Kieran Tierney (44'), Alexandre Lacazette (84' PEN), Emile Smith Rowe (90'+1')
Venue: Carrow Road
Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Kenny Mclean, Billy Gilmour, Przemyslaw Placheta ( Christos Tzolis), Joshua Sargent ( Adam Idah), Teemu Pukki, Kieran Dowell ( Pierre Lees-Melou).
Subs: Todd Cantwell, Dimitris Giannoulis, Michael Mcgovern, Bali Mumba, Sam Byram.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Rob Holding, Kieran Tierney, Ben White, Martin Odegaard, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Alexandre Lacazette, Gabriel Martinelli (Emile Smith-Rowe), Bukayo Saka (Nicolas Pepe).
Subs: Pablo Mari, Nuno Tavares, Bernd Leno, Edward Nketiah, Charlie Patino, Albert Sambi-Lokonga.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
FT: Norwich City 2-1 Everton
Norwich City scorers: Michael Keane (16' OG), Adam Idah (18')
Everton scorers: Richarlison (60')
Venue: Carrow Road
LINE-UPS
Norwich City
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams (Sam Byram), Max Aarons (Dimitris Giannoulis), Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent (Christos Tzolis).
Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak.
Everton
Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Ben Godfrey, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman (Yerry Mina), André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón (Richarlison).
Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Jean-Philippe Gbamin.
MATCH EVENTS| via ESPN
16' Own Goal by Michael Keane, Everton. Norwich City 1, Everton 0.
18' Goal! Norwich City 2, Everton 0. Adam Idah (Norwich City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Brandon Williams with a through ball following a fast break.
47' Michael Keane (Everton) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
50' Joshua Sargent (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
54' Substitution, Everton. Yerry Mina replaces Séamus Coleman.
54' Substitution, Everton. Richarlison replaces Salomón Rondón.
66' Max Aarons (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Teemu Pukki (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
77' Substitution, Norwich City. Sam Byram replaces Brandon Williams because of an injury.
80' Substitution, Norwich City. Dimitris Giannoulis replaces Max Aarons because of an injury.
87' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Joshua Sargent.
#FT: Norwich City 0-5 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (6', 67'), Kieran Tierney (44'), Alexandre Lacazette (84' PEN), Emile Smith Rowe (90'+1')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Kenny McLean, Billy Gilmour, Przemyslaw Placheta (Christos Tzolis), Joshua Sargent (Adam Idah), Teemu Pukki, Kieran Dowell (Pierre Lees-Melou).
Subs: Todd Cantwell, Dimitris Giannoulis, Michael McGovern, Bali Mumba, Sam Byram.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Rob Holding, Kieran Tierney, Ben White, Martin Ødegaard, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Alexandre Lacazette, Gabriel Martinelli (Emile Smith Rowe), Bukayo Saka (Nicolas Pépé).
Subs: Pablo Marí, Nuno Tavares, Bernd Leno, Edward Nketiah, Charlie Patino, Albert Sambi Lokonga.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
6' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 1. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Martin Ødegaard.
39' Granit Xhaka (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
41' Przemyslaw Placheta (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card.
44' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 2. Kieran Tierney (Arsenal) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Martin Ødegaard.
62' Thomas Partey (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
66' Substitution, Norwich City. Pierre Lees-Melou replaces Kieran Dowell.
67' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 3. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Alexandre Lacazette.
72' Substitution, Norwich City. Adam Idah replaces Joshua Sargent.
75' Substitution, Arsenal. Mohamed Elneny replaces Thomas Partey.
75' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Przemyslaw Placheta.
78' Substitution, Arsenal. Nicolas Pépé replaces Bukayo Saka.
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Norwich City 2-1 Everton
Norwich City scorers: Michael Keane (16' OG), Adam Idah (18')
Everton scorers: Richarlison (60')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams (Sam Byram), Max Aarons (Dimitris Giannoulis), Adam Idah, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica, Joshua Sargent (Christos Tzolis).
Subs: Angus Gunn, Todd Cantwell, Jon Rowe, Przemyslaw Placheta, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak.
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Everton
Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Ben Godfrey, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Seamus Coleman (Yerry Mina), André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Anthony Gordon, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Salomón Rondón (Richarlison).
Subs: Mason Holgate, Anwar El Ghazi, Nathan Patterson, Jonjoe Kenny, Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend, Jean-Philippe Gbamin.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Own Goal by Michael Keane, Everton. Norwich City 1, Everton 0.
18' Goal! Norwich City 2, Everton 0. Adam Idah (Norwich City) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Brandon Williams with a through ball following a fast break.
47' Michael Keane (Everton) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
50' Joshua Sargent (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
54' Substitution, Everton. Yerry Mina replaces Séamus Coleman.
54' Substitution, Everton. Richarlison replaces Salomón Rondón.
66' Max Aarons (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
70' Teemu Pukki (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
77' Substitution, Norwich City. Sam Byram replaces Brandon Williams because of an injury.
80' Substitution, Norwich City. Dimitris Giannoulis replaces Max Aarons because of an injury.
87' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Joshua Sargent.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Norwich City 0-5 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Bukayo Saka (6', 67'), Kieran Tierney (44'), Alexandre Lacazette (84' PEN), Emile Smith Rowe (90'+1')
Venue: Carrow Road
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Norwich City
Angus Gunn, Ben Gibson, Ozan Kabak, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Kenny McLean, Billy Gilmour, Przemyslaw Placheta (Christos Tzolis), Joshua Sargent (Adam Idah), Teemu Pukki, Kieran Dowell (Pierre Lees-Melou).
Subs: Todd Cantwell, Dimitris Giannoulis, Michael McGovern, Bali Mumba, Sam Byram.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Rob Holding, Kieran Tierney, Ben White, Martin Ødegaard, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey (Mohamed Elneny), Alexandre Lacazette, Gabriel Martinelli (Emile Smith Rowe), Bukayo Saka (Nicolas Pépé).
Subs: Pablo Marí, Nuno Tavares, Bernd Leno, Edward Nketiah, Charlie Patino, Albert Sambi Lokonga.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
6' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 1. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Martin Ødegaard.
39' Granit Xhaka (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
41' Przemyslaw Placheta (Norwich City) is shown the yellow card.
44' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 2. Kieran Tierney (Arsenal) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Martin Ødegaard.
62' Thomas Partey (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
66' Substitution, Norwich City. Pierre Lees-Melou replaces Kieran Dowell.
67' Goal! Norwich City 0, Arsenal 3. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Alexandre Lacazette.
72' Substitution, Norwich City. Adam Idah replaces Joshua Sargent.
75' Substitution, Arsenal. Mohamed Elneny replaces Thomas Partey.
75' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Przemyslaw Placheta.
78' Substitution, Arsenal. Nicolas Pépé replaces Bukayo Saka.
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West Ham United scorers: Jarrod Bowen (42', 83')
Venue: London Stadium
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West Ham United
Lukasz Fabianski, Issa Diop, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Vladimír Coufal, Pablo Fornals, Declan Rice, Manuel Lanzini, Michail Antonio (Andriy Yarmolenko), Nikola Vlasic (Arthur Masuaku), Jarrod Bowen.
Subs: Ben Johnson, Armstrong Okoflex, Alphonse Areola, Harrison Ashby, Alex Král, Pierre Ekwah, Ajibola Alese.
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Norwich City
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Adam Idah (Jon Rowe), Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou, Teemu Pukki, Milot Rashica (Christos Tzolis), Przemyslaw Placheta (Kieran Dowell).
Subs: Dimitris Giannoulis, Angus Gunn, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Liam Gibbs, Ozan Kabak, Sam Byram.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
42' Goal! West Ham United 1, Norwich City 0. Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Vladimir Coufal with a cross.
65' Substitution, Norwich City. Kieran Dowell replaces Przemyslaw Placheta.
72' Substitution, Norwich City. Christos Tzolis replaces Milot Rashica.
75' Substitution, Norwich City. Jonathan Rowe replaces Adam Idah.
78' Substitution, West Ham United. Arthur Masuaku replaces Nikola Vlasic.
83' Goal! West Ham United 2, Norwich City 0. Jarrod Bowen (West Ham United) left footed shot from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Arthur Masuaku.Goal awarded following VAR Review.
88' Substitution, West Ham United. Andriy Yarmolenko replaces Michail Antonio.
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