Some terrorists wanted to film a documentary about plane hijackings
They are currently shooting the pilot
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What did Snow White say after dropping off a roll of film to get developed?
Someday my prints will come
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Whatโs a house painterโs favorite bond film...?
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︎ Jun 14 2021
I was commenting on how everyone at my cousin's science academy commencement looked like cylinders.
Since they're all... graduated.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasnโt awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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︎ May 19 2020
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
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︎ Jan 29 2021
'An Inconvenient Truth' should be classed as a horror film.
There's so much Gore in it.
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︎ May 26 2021
Where do belly buttons go to school?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
A farmer friend of mine recently made a great sci-fi film
It's called Robo-crop starring Wil Wheaton.
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︎ May 26 2021
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
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︎ May 31 2021
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Did you hear of the film where a woodcutting cult on a small farm in the south?
It's called the Texas Chainsaw Mass-acre.
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︎ May 28 2021
My friend was surprised they're releasing a Nostradamus film.
I asked him, "You didn't see it coming?"
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you know the film โSpeedโ had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called โVelocityโ.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
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︎ Apr 30 2021
When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...
...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Iโm making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane
We are currently filming the pilot
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What did the film director say when she was asked what was on her plate?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I finally finished my training film for army commanding officers after more than 18 attempts.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What type of film goes well with pizza?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
New Pirates of the Caribbean film!
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..
'Taken::::Out of context.'
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
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︎ Jan 04 2021
There's a new film about oxygen that's coming out soon, but there's no date.
I wonder when it will air.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I recently watched the film Dunkirk on Netflix
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I never really liked DC films...
But how did I miss 1983 wonderwoman movies?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasnโt given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasnโt awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I'm making a new documentary series about how to fly an airplane.
We're currently filming the pilot.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Is it any Wonder?
Know what you call someone who canโt stop watching films with a strong female lead? Heroine addict.
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︎ Jun 29 2021
My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
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