Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom founded by Lord Luca, lived a small tea loving queen named Peachy. For a reason or another, every gentleman of the kingdom wanted her hand. Lords of the neighbouring lands each sent their best looking princes. These princes were named “Jedi 2”, “memes”, “melody” and “minty”. Sadly, none of them impressed the queen. At some point, an orphan came to the castle to marry the ruler. His name was satin. Satin was known for his humour, but his main characteristic was his tremendously huge schlong. It was so big it was said to be taller than the queen herself. When queen Peachy learned about his “attributes”, she let him in. They had a great time together and after a few months, a baby was born. Sadly, the heir was ugly as fuck. Peachy did what she thought right and yeeted the baby off a cliff.
Surprisingly, the baby survived the fall. It was all thanks to a cocaine addict named Kat. Kat, who had a crave for more cocaine, sold the child to a bri’ish origamist named Vuraxis. The kid was raised and was named Capricum. When the young man learned about his true origins as a fallen prince, he felt so much anger he decided that one day, he would overthrow the government. Capricum grew up and became a handsome guy as opposed to what he looked like when he was younger. His handsomeness was only bested by heeeeeyden, a young farmer who lived happily with his wife Bruhdrinkshit.
When Capricum decided it was the right time to reign, he hired a weird goat man called Chevre as his campaign manager. Chevre and his friend rgei73ibd started selling political caps with the slogan: Make Peachy wet again. Two young artists, Amethyst and poptart_narwhal designed the cap’s appearance. The caps were so successful, even king Satin ordered one. Peachy didn’t take it kindly. Satin escaped the kingdom as fast as he could with his cap on. He barely made it alive. Jedi 2 availed of the situation to ask queen Peachy out. Peachy finally accepted and they got married the next day. The royal troubadour, llMusicQuestll sang a song saying: the king is gone, all hail the new king at the royal wedding. What the queen didn’t know was that the revolutionary Capricum was her own son. Capricum was starting to gather an army. He also had his own secret service, led by towhisper, a young lady who had the talent to learn anything about anyone by asking a lot of questions.
War was imminent. It was said that the day Icy the Phoenix would stop dying and coming back
... keep reading on reddit ➡Bit of background: My son (16) plays a lot of games, and through a lot of thought we decided to let him have the office space downstairs for gaming (he talks to his friends on microphone and wanted a place to be able to talk loudly). His bedtime is 12:00pm on weekend, in bed at 10 and lights outa 10:30 on weekdays. Today I went upstairs to sleep early and stayed awake until I heard him come upstairs into his room. At 10:00 I started to text and call him to no response so I started to think he was still downstairs. Eventually at 10:45 he came up and I was by this time pretty mad. I told him that he had broken my trust as well has telling him that I won’t be able to trust him with other things if he can’t keep to the commitment of bedtimes. He responded saying that “it was one time” and “I don’t know why you are making such a big deal about it”. (Admittedly I did raise my voice) In the end I told him that if he did this again I would move his computer into a public space (something he has stated he hated). He said that I was overreacting but I don’t think I was. AITA?
Edit: He was not in his “office space” after his bedtime, he was hanging out with his brother downstairs
I (m30) love my kids (1.5y and 3 mo). More than anything. But damn am I excited to put them to bed and have that quiet time. Please ease my guilt and tell me in not the only one.
Hello everyone!
This will be a break from the normal gloom and doom I usually see on here.
My daughter “Sky” loves bedtime stories that I make up. They are “Princess ‘Sky’ and her best friend Dakota” (Dakota is her stuff animal Husky and her favorite stuffed animal).
I’ve been doing these stories for a while now and honestly it’s becoming harder and harder to make up these stories, lol. I’ve started adapting plots from movies into the stories, but even then I’m getting to the point where I’m running out of ideas.
So my question is, what movies or plots could I use for these stories?
She also always says, “don’t forget the bad part”. Basically the part of the story where she is in danger but figures out a solution. If you have any questions, please let me know! I’ll be happy to answer them and any ideas would be very happily accepted!
>>EDIT: I really appreciate everyone’s ideas and feedback. I got some fantastic ideas and feedback. I even got a children’s version of Die Hard (yippee ki yay!). You’re all awesome!!
So my son is 5yo and is into swords and kings and the like. I read to him every night and thought he might be old enough to read a chapter a night of a longer book but don’t know of any suitable books for a 5 yo. Any suggestions would be helpful.
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We get it... We are Legal Guardian Gaming, a collection of gamers that are parents first. Currently we have 290+ members in our community discord and we play a vast collection of games. Currently Destiny 2 is one of our main games. We have over 160 parent-members and had to create another in game clan. So now we have a dedicated PC clan and a dedicated Xbox/PS4 clan. Both have over 70 members. So if you're a parent looking for an Destiny 2 clan come join us!
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From this tweet, where he quoted Thunder Reporter Royce Young reporting
> (Nuggets) [c]rowd is chanting "Kanter sucks!" and one yelled out, "Go back to Turkey, oh wait you can't!"
Unfortunate situation to happen based on the stakes of the situation, literally life and life in prison/death, along with Kanters family and friends in danger. I mean he can’t even play in Canada.
Some fans have just no empathy, which Royce knows all to well. Hopefully that minority of idiots can be banned from stadium/Twitter/Reddit etc.
We have an 8 yo cat, Marmalade, that we acquired about six months ago, a rescue that had been at multiple shelters before we brought her home. We all love her but she does have a couple of livability flaws, one being that she is extremely loud and does a boatload of vocalizing, especially late at night.
My wife, to her credit, has a deeply empathetic and emotional view of Marmalade's backstory and believes that she suffered a lot in her past and needs great reassurance from us. I am more skeptical and believe that part of the story is that Marmalade is simply a loudmouth.
Before we go to bed every night, my wife wants me to groom Marmalade with the hair brush and reassure her so she feels safe when we close our door. I like doing this some nights but don't feel like it should be my 7 night/week responsibility to manage our cat's emotions. Also, it does not seem to me that any amount of reassurance from me is going to be effective. Usually when I do the grooming and petting thing, Marmalade just starts making noise again in a little while away.
AITA for wanting to close the door and ignore this noisy cat?
