A list of puns related to "Beating Meat"
He was charged with bologna-ous assault.
Beating meat is animal cruelty.
He beat meat to it.
When the meat calls you gotta beat
Meat Patty.
We were catering this morning at a local breakfast event. After we cleaned up we hung out in the kitchen and she was talking about a wooden table that was there too.
Her: "I think this thing is amazing. I think that's for beating meat" (not what you think)
Me: "I'd use a hammer for that"
I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.
He beats his meat.
"Don't dare get any of this on your forehead, your tongue will beat your brains out trying to get to it". For 20 years I have hoped for a new joke, at least the meats are tasty.
Refferring to a piece of meat, she said, "What can I marinate you in?"
And without missing a beat, my dad chimes in with, "Well a bag usually works pretty well!"
Groans were shared by all.
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