You know what makes cents? Bathroom stall vending machines.

Everybody loves John Candy.

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Writing on the bathroom stall...

Here I sit broken-hearted. Came to poop but only farted.

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Dadjokes in the bathroom

When I walk into a bathroom and all the stalls are occupied, I make sure to say out loud "Full house beats a flush!"

If I'm lucky I can get a muted chuckle from one of the stalls.

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