A list of puns related to "Bathroom Remodel"
So my wife and I went to the tile store. I told her I don’t mind picking out tile but having to choose grout colors is where I draw the line...
We are remodeling the bathroom due to mold, and long story short Nicholas wasn't allowed in his room. While in the front room he moaned as loudly as he could "I'm booooooooooooooreeeeed"; I picked up the nearest 2x4, stuck it out the door and said "Hi board, I'm plank".
I got two chuckles from the contracter and my stepdad, and an "ungh" from Nicholas.
How do you know if the guy who remodeled your bathroom is a phoney?
He's a skilled counter-fitter.
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