Bass Pro Shops Puns

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Wanted to share a funny Dad joke my wife perfectly set up for me, today.

My wife and I were visiting Bass Pro Shop today and I noticed there were some ducks in the pond outside of the building. I pointed them out to my wife who, upon noticing them bobbing up and down in the water, asked me what they were doing. Without missing a beat I replied "They're Ducking."

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👤︎ u/Uglarinn
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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So proud of my 9y/o son

Shortly after we left Bass Pro Shop Outdoor World, my wife sneezed.

Son: "Are you okay mommy?"

Wife: "Yeah, I'm just allergic to the outside."

Son: "Then why did you go to OUTDOOR WORLD? Get it?" Waggles eyebrows

I think my wife's eyes rolled so far she saw her own brain.

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👤︎ u/Dessert404
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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I should open a music and audio equipment store for professionals called...

Bass Pro Shop

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👤︎ u/MrTwinkles
📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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