In the introduction to The Worlds End by Edgar Wright you can see a shooting star landing in the sky, this is later mentioned by basil that this is the aliens landing on earth.
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Been seeing mail-related docs on this sub lately, so here's "Night Mail" (22:38), dir. Harry Watt and Basil Wright, narration spoken by John Grierson and written by W.H. Auden (1936) youtube.com/watch?v=UHaNT…
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[Game Thread] Wright State @ NC State (07:00 PM ET)

Wright State 84 @ 70 NC State - FINAL

###NCAA Basketball ^Index ^Thread ^for ^December ^21, ^2021


Wright State Wright State (3-7) @ NC State NC State (7-4)

Tip-Off: 07:00 PM ET

Venue: PNC Arena, Raleigh, NC

Spread: NCST -10.5 | O/U: 146.5


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Time Wright State NC State Play
0:00 84 70 End of 2nd half
0:16 84 70 Dereon Seabron made Layup.
0:46 82 68 Grant Basile Defensive Rebound.
0:49 82 68 Cam Hayes missed Three Point Jumper.
0:58 82 68 Tanner Holden made Free Throw.
Team FG% 3P% FT% REB OR AST STL BLK TO PF
Wright State 52.5 38.9 93.8 41 8 11 5 5 13 15
NC State 38.2 26.9 55.6 38 17 9 6 2 8 17

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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30/f/US Snail mail is on the table

Engineer by training, but with a thing for the written word. Married, with a cat: Ludovic.

Likes: Literature, Art in all its forms (Old Masters), Architecture, History, Philosophy!, Linguistics, languages (Spanish, German, French, Russian), antiques, vintage clothing, classical/jazz/electronic music, hot drinks: tea, hot chocolate, coffee in all its forms.

Favorite Series: Frasier, Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes series, Yes Minister, yes prime minister, British period dramas (too many to mention).

Books: too many to mention, but essentially the classics, rereading Henry James and Charles Dickens.

Movies: the list is too long, but the classics are close to my heart > Pygmalion, Philadelphia Story, Casa Blanca, All about eve, Some like it hot, ….the Fortune Cookie, the pianist, Shakespeare in love, HowardΒ΄s end, Remains of the day, Painted veil, Midnight in Paris, Benjamin Button, Atonement, Revolutionary Road, Dangerous liaisons, wow, that turned out to be a long list……mmm works by Billy Wilder & I.A.L. Diamond, Hampton’s screenplays, Joe Wright’s film aesthetics, some of Andersons. I like movies with good scripts and compelling stories. I also like 3D animation and some Argentine films.

Lived in Germany for 2 years and so, then the pandemic happened. Don’t feel I explored Europe as much as I wished. Planning a return. Can understand spoken German but still working on sentence construction and fluent speech production.

Maybe this will draw the attention of someone with similar or different likes. All are welcomed.

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Who are your favorite and least favorite fictional detectives?

So Red recently released the most recent Trope Talks video on Detectives, so I think it's a good opportunity to discuss which stories most successfully utilize the trope, and which ones didn't. Who are your favorite and least favorite fictional detectives?

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Kaiserreich 0.18 - 'Forest Brothers'

Hello everyone, Alpinia here, and I'm proud to bring to you one of the largest updates to Kaiserreich so far - 0.18 'Forest Brothers'. The new reworked nations brought to you this time around are none other than Bhutan, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Wales and White Ruthenia. But of course, it doesn't stop there, with a whole host of literally hundreds of other additions, improvements and fixes, as detailed in the full patch notes enclosed.

For some of the more prominent changes, check out the abridged patch notes below.

Changes

Notable Additions

  • Kaiserreich now has its own implementation of Player-Led Peace Conferences and the State Transfer Tool. These can be activated via game rules, though if you are in debug mode then the State Transfer Tool is available by default. Note that, if you decide to use the PLPC or STT mods anyhow, it won’t break anything - you just won’t get our updates to them.
  • Japan’s intervention in China has been modified to be more in line with the vanilla version.
  • Japan’s "Fading Sun" peace mechanic with China has now been changed. Russia and China are dealt with by separate scripted peace events, and Japan has different levels of surrender ranging from minor defeat to total capitulation - they no longer lose their faction and all ability to declare war the moment Korea and Manchuria are occupied.
  • Total download size of the base mod has been reduced by ~50%, thanks to standardising most gfx to .png format.
  • The remainder of the former rework to Kaiserreich’s naval system has now been removed, bringing the naval system fully in line with vanilla's, save for names.

New Focus Trees

  • Estonia
  • Latvia
  • Wales

Reworked/Expanded Focus Trees

  • Bhutan
  • Lithuania
  • Belarus/White Ruthenia

Tweaked Focus Trees

  • Independent Belgium (Foreign Policy)
  • French Republic (If Germany has fallen before they return to the MΓ©tropole)

New Events

  • If the Reichspakt dissolves, a German-puppet Brittany will now seek to rejoin the rest of France.
  • The Commune of France can now demand Dunkirk from Belgium if the latter asks for an alliance.
  • Added peace events between Yunnan and German East Asia, Vietnam & Indochina.
  • Added events for the Sino-Japanese War.
  • Added some flavour events for the League of Eight Provinces and Liangguang.
  • Added an event for Legation Cities upon the end of the American Civil War and some flavour events.
  • Added some events regarding the Romanian annexation of AlfΓΆld.
  • Added an event for Shandong v
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-15)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

  1. Magic of the Northgate: Josephine McCarthy

  2. The Books of Jasher: The Book of Jasher, The J. H. Parry Text And The Book of Jasher, also called Pseudo-Jasher, The Flaccus Albinus Alcuinus Text: Joseph B. Lumpkin

  3. Introductory Chemistry: An Atoms First Approach, 1st Edition: Julia Burdge & Dr Michelle Driessen

  4. Community Health Nursing in Canada, 3rd Editiopn: Pike MacDonald Sandra A

  5. Discovering Behavioral Neuroscience: An Introduction to Biological Psychology, 3rd Edition: Laura Freberg

  6. An Illustrated Guide to Veterinary Medical Terminology, 4th Edition: Janet Amundson Romich

  7. Pathology for the Physical Therapist Assistant, 2nd Edition: Catherine C. Goodman & Charlene Marshall

  8. Atlas of Human Anatomy , 7th Edition: Frank H. Netter

  9. Your College Experience, 13th Edition: John Gardner & Bessy Barefoot

  10. Who's Running America?: The Obama Reign, 8th Edition: Thomas R. Dye

  11. Sheltered Content Instruction: Teaching English Learners with Diverse Abilities, 5th Edition: Jana Echevarria & Anne Graves

  12. Saunders 2018-2019 Strategies for Test Success: Passing Nursing School and the NCLEX Exam, 5th Edition:Linda Anne Silvestri & Angela Silvestri

  13. Rock Music Styles: A History, 7th Edition: Katherine Charlton Rock Music Styles

  14. Planning, Implementing, & Evaluating Health Promotion Programs: A Primer, 6th Edition: James F. McKenzie & Brad L. Neiger & Rosemary Thackeray

  15. Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections, 1st Edition: John Aldrich & Jamie L. Carson & Brad T. Gomez & David Rohde

  16. NCLEX-RN Practice Test Questions 2018 - 2019: NCLEX Review Book with 1000+ Practice Exam Questions for the NCLEX Nursing Examination: NCLEX Exam Prep Team

  17. Foundations of Physical Activity and Public Health, 1st Edition: Harold W. Kohl III & Tinker D. Murray

  18. Racism without Racists: Color-Blind Racism and the Persistence of Racial I

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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