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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
TSPDT 2034, highest ranking 2017 in 2020; Director: John Mackenzie; Writer: Barrie Keeffe; Watched August 20th on the Criterion Channel (Spine 26)
114 minutes. Wow, what a force.
I donβt really know how else to sum up this film, everything is just so cool and intense. Also, best character intro I have seen in a long time when we meet Bob Hoskinsβ character, Harold Shand in an airport. Mr. Shand is a major crime boss based in London and as he gets back into town from a business trip we watch as his day quickly goes from bad to worse. The timing is terrible for things to be spiraling out of control as he is also in the final stages of closing on a business deal that will cement him as a major financial player throughout all of Europe.
Mr. Shand is someone who does not sweat the small stuff. His days of needing to rough up his employees or rival gangs is long gone as he has been running a peaceful crime syndicate for 10 years. So, why the hell are his people dying and his pubs and casinos being targeted by bombs? Iβve sat on this review for 48 hours to make sure Iβm not peddling hyperbole, but I think the entire cast is perfect and the script is excellent both in dialog as well as setting up and unraveling the plot.
Hoskins plays the crime boss as someone who is a loving man with the ability to go crazy at the drop of a hat. His mistress, Helen Mirren, is perfect as the brains and perspective behind his operations. His consigliere of sorts. P.H. Moriarty is great as the muscle and Derek Thompson gives a very layered and subtle performance as the right hand man who gets things done.
I am glad this is on the Criterion Channel with subtitles as the original DVD release does not have them. I would recommend anyone to see this as I think it would hold up against any one of the main crime family movies people love to love. I am just going to insert this onto the Mt. Rushmore along with Goodfellas, Scarface, The Godfather, and the like.
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Best run in terms of anything
Robert Altman: Nashville, MASH, Images, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, 3 Women, The Long Goodbye, Buffalo Bill, Thieves Like Us, California Split, Brewster McCloud, A Wedding, Quintet, and A Perfect Couple.
Hal Ashby: Shampoo, Being There, Coming Home, The Landlord, Bound for Glory, The Last Detail, and Harold and Maude.
Martin Scorsese: Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Boxcar Bertha, New York, New York, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, American Boy, Italianamerican, and The Last Waltz.
Francis Ford Coppola: The Godfather 1 & 2, The Conversation, and Apocalypse Now.
Steven Spielberg: Duel, Jaws, 1941, Sugarland Express, and Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.
Rainer Werner Fassbinder: The Merchant of Four Seasons, Despair, Ali: Fear Eats the Soul, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, Fox and His Friends, Satan's Brew, In a Year of 13 Moons, The Marriage of Maria Braun, Germany in Autumn, Chinese Roulette, Shadow of Angels, I Only Want You to Love Me, Martha, Effi Briest, World on a Wire, Rio das Mortes, Mathias Kneissl, Why Does Herr R. Run Amok?, The American Soldier, and Gods of the Plague.
Sydney Pollack: Jeremiah Johnson, Three Days of the Condor, The Way We Were, The Yakuza, The Electric Horseman, and Bobby Deerfield.
Bob Fosse: Cabaret, Lenny, and All That Jazz.
George Lucas: THX 1138, American Graffiti, and Star Wars.
Woody Allen: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Interiors, Bananas, Love and Death, and Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask).
John Huston: Fat City, Wise Blood, The Man Who Would Be King, Independence, The Mackintosh Man, and The Kremlin Letter.
George Roy Hill: The Sting, A Little Romance, The Great Waldo Pepper, Slap Shot, and Slaughterhouse-Five.
Milos Forman: Hair, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Taking Off, and Visions of Eight.
Sidney Lumet: Serpico, Network, Dog Day Afternoon, The Wiz, Equus, Murder on the Orient Express, The Offence, Lovin Molly, The Anderson Tapes, Last of the Mobile Hot Shots, Child's Play, and King: A Filmed Record... Montgomery to Memphis.
Roman Polanski: Chinatown, Macbeth, Tess, What?, and The Tenant.
Clint Eastwood: The Outlaw Josey Wales, High Plains Drifter, The Gauntlet, The Eiger Sanction, Breezy, and Play Misty for Me.
Ridley Scott: Alien and The Duellists.
Brian De Palma: Carrie, Sisters, Phantom of the Paradise, Obsession, The Fury, Home Movies, Get to Know Your Rabbit, Hi Mom!, and Dionysus in '69.
Ingmar Bergman: The Touch, Cries
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
2021: #149
Total reviewed for this sub: #364
TSPDT 2034, highest ranking 2017 in 2020; Director: John Mackenzie; Writer: Barrie Keeffe; Watched August 20th on the Criterion Channel (Spine 26)
114 minutes. Wow, what a force.
I donβt really know how else to sum up this film, everything is just so cool and intense. Also, best character intro I have seen in a long time when we meet Bob Hoskinsβ character, Harold Shand in an airport. Mr. Shand is a major crime boss based in London and as he gets back into town from a business trip we watch as his day quickly goes from bad to worse. The timing is terrible for things to be spiraling out of control as he is also in the final stages of closing on a business deal that will cement him as a major financial player throughout all of Europe.
Mr. Shand is someone who does not sweat the small stuff. His days of needing to rough up his employees or rival gangs is long gone as he has been running a peaceful crime syndicate for 10 years. So, why the hell are his people dying and his pubs and casinos being targeted by bombs? Iβve sat on this review for 48 hours to make sure Iβm not peddling hyperbole, but I think the entire cast is perfect and the script is excellent both in dialog as well as setting up and unraveling the plot.
Hoskins plays the crime boss as someone who is a loving man with the ability to go crazy at the drop of a hat. His mistress, Helen Mirren, is perfect as the brains and perspective behind his operations. His consigliere of sorts. P.H. Moriarty is great as the muscle and Derek Thompson gives a very layered and subtle performance as the right hand man who gets things done.
I am glad this is on the Criterion Channel with subtitles as the original DVD release does not have them. I would recommend anyone to see this as I think it would hold up against any one of the main crime family movies people love to love. I am just going to insert this onto the Mt. Rushmore along with Goodfellas, Scarface, The Godfather, and the like.
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