We pulled in and a man come out screaming as us asking us what we were doing and I told them I got lost then he pulled a gun out saying never to come back.
Type: Void
Power: 5.19
z-score: -4.84
Intention Driven Anomaly found
A-B8401110 (33.058519 -84.163079)
Type: Attractor
Radius: 145m
Power: 1.94
z-score: 4.21
Report: We saw an orange car
First point What 3 words address: defensive.phoning.adjective
Google Maps | Google Earth
Intent set: Something orange
Artifact(s) collected? No
Was a 'wow and astounding' trip? Yes
Trip Ratings
Meaningfulness: Casual
Emotional: Inspirational
Importance: Ordinary
Strangeness: Normal
Synchronicity:
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Intention Driven Anomaly found
V-1C63BB28 (32.910267 -84.104664)
Type: Void
Radius: 101m
Power: 5.19
z-score: -4.84
Report: We pulled in and a man come out screaming as us asking us what we were doing and I told them I got lost then he pulled a gun out saying never to come back.
First point what3words address: scheming.seated.insurer
Google Maps | Google Earth
Intent set: Death
Artifact(s) collected? No
Was a 'wow and astounding' trip? No
Trip Ratings
Meaningfulness: Enriching
Emotional: Dopamine Hit
Importance: Life-changing
Strangeness: Strange
Synchronicity: Mind-blowing
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
Intention Driven Anomaly found
A-BAD46EE8 (33.043383 -84.166546)
Type: Attractor
Radius: 157m
Power: 1.90
z-score: 4.46
Report: Brought us to a field we couldn’t get to.
First point what3words address: geek.into.reroute
Google Maps | Google Earth
Intent set: Sex
Artifact(s) collected? No
Was a 'wow and astounding' trip? No
Trip Ratings
Meaningfulness: Meaningless
Emotional: Plain
Importance: Waste of time
Strangeness: Nothing
Synchronicity: Nothing
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Intention Driven Anomaly found
V-68C20D23 (33.017564 -84.166733)
Type: Void
Radius: 210m
Power: 2.18
z-score: -4.23
Report: It was sketchy
First point what3words address: feuds.overruled.shrubs
Google Maps | Google Earth
Intent set: Fancy
Artifact(s) collected? No
Was a 'wow and astounding' trip? No
Trip Ratings
Meaningfulness: Casual
Emotional: Scared
Importance: Creepy
Strangeness: Woo-woo weird
Synchronicity: Mind-blowing
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