How did they realize the town baker robbed the Barnes and Noble?

There was a donut hole in his story.

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My dad and I walked into Barnes and Noble today...

On the display there was a book called "The Smartest Guy in the Room." My dad turned to me and said "I should sue, I didn't give them permission to do a biography of me. "

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📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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Saw this at a Barnes and Noble. i.reddituploads.com/25746…
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📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.

Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?

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Where does a farmer go to buy books?

Barns and Noble.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Every once in awhile the stars align...

I'm at my buddy's parent's house last night for his little birthday shindig with some friends. His mom is there and, while she's super sweet, she tends to find compliments for everything even if they're not needed.

His mom gets to talking to one of our friends about how the friend works at a bookstore downtown which happens to be a two storey building.

Friend's mom: "Oh, you work at Barnes and Noble? It must be nice to work there. It's such a building. It's so nice that it has two storeys."

Me: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more than two stories in there..."

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