A list of puns related to "Banque Nationale De Paris"
We're on vacation in paris, eating at a restaurant.
Dad: Are we up for another bottle de vin? (terrible french accent)
Mom: Hey, C'est la vie.
Dad: La vie, but what about the wine?
I was in Paris and uploaded a photo I took of the Venus de Milo.
Dad: This guy looks pretty 'armless Me: oh dear Mum: besides which, I think it's a girl Me: the boobs give it away Mum: ya reckon?
Shut down, dad.
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