Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
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︎ May 10 2020
I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.
They have done a few takes, but none worked
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︎ May 18 2020
What did the baker say to the teller while robbing the bank?
βSorry, but I knead the dough!β
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︎ Oct 16 2019
*Homer robbing a bank*
Homer: gimme the money
Guy at the bank: Give you the what?
Homer: dβoh!!!
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?
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︎ Aug 10 2018
What did the strawberry say when he was robbing a bank?
"Hands up, this is a strobbery!"
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︎ Jan 22 2018
What do you call a bunch of monks robbing a bank?
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︎ Feb 19 2018
A cat got blamed for robbing a bank
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︎ Jan 08 2018
Superman started robbing banks
They now call him "The man of steal".
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︎ Aug 02 2015
A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank
The call went out that a small medium was at large
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︎ Dec 22 2020
The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Why did the baker rob the bank?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
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︎ Jun 19 2020
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I just tried to rob a bank
Turns out rivers donβt have much money near them
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What did the branch say when he robbed a bank?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
What did the redditor say after he robbed the bank?
Edit: wow thanks for the gold!
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why did the strawberry rob a bank?
Because his family was in a jam
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I almost successfully robbed a bank recently...
But there were some baby goats there using alchemy to paper money into coins near the exit. As I rushed out the door, I tripped over some of their stacks of coins, which knocked me out til the police showed up.
I was so close! And, honestly, I would have gotten away with it too... if it weren't for those metaling kids.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors.
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
A train robbed a bank.
What kind of loco motives could it have?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I wanted to rob a bank, so my friend called me a thief.
He was very helpful when we were robbing!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Did you hear about the dinosaur that robbed the bank?
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning.
He didn't have a gun, but he was well armed.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Did you hear about the frog that robbed a bank?
I guess you can say he Kermitted a crime.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets?
reddit.com/r/WouldYouRathβ¦
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank
Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population
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︎ Nov 18 2017
What do you call it when a really drunk man robs a bank?
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Did you hear about the man who robbed a bank with a pen?
He held his hostages at ballpoint
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Why did the teaspoons rob a bank?
They were desperate measures.
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︎ Jul 02 2013
Why would a cpu never rob a bank?
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Because it already has plenty of cache.
#you'rewelcome lol
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︎ Jan 10 2017
What happened to the rainbow after he robbed a bank?
He went to prism for light(f)
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︎ Apr 04 2018
I robbed a bank this morning...
they're never getting their pen back.
Cringes
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︎ Jul 16 2014
What did the bank say when it got robbed?
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︎ Jul 01 2017
What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?
He's a small medium at large.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Why did the baker rob the bank?
Because bakers knead dough!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why did the baker rob a bank?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors...
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
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︎ Jan 05 2018
A midget wizard robbed a bank
The alert went out saying there was a small medium at large
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