Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.

They have done a few takes, but none worked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigMaStatik
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What did the baker say to the teller while robbing the bank?

β€œSorry, but I knead the dough!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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*Homer robbing a bank*

Homer: gimme the money

Guy at the bank: Give you the what?

Homer: d’oh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Chuncky437
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?

A smooth criminal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obscuremuffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What did the strawberry say when he was robbing a bank?

"Hands up, this is a strobbery!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flubberwang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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What do you call a bunch of monks robbing a bank?

A Bud-heist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bricknick_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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A cat got blamed for robbing a bank

It said "me, how!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Superman started robbing banks

They now call him "The man of steal".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarioThePumer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank

The call went out that a small medium was at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndymionMM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.

The police are searching high and low for the culprits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed more dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.

The news reported that there's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElizaWolf8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I just tried to rob a bank

Turns out rivers don’t have much money near them

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?

He's still on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What did the branch say when he robbed a bank?

This is a STICK-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gremelinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What did the redditor say after he robbed the bank?

Edit: wow thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why did the strawberry rob a bank?

Because his family was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I almost successfully robbed a bank recently...

But there were some baby goats there using alchemy to paper money into coins near the exit. As I rushed out the door, I tripped over some of their stacks of coins, which knocked me out til the police showed up.

I was so close! And, honestly, I would have gotten away with it too... if it weren't for those metaling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors.

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A train robbed a bank.

What kind of loco motives could it have?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I wanted to rob a bank, so my friend called me a thief.

He was very helpful when we were robbing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear about the dinosaur that robbed the bank?

He was veloci-captured

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning.

He didn't have a gun, but he was well armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mind-the-fap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Did you hear about the frog that robbed a bank?

I guess you can say he Kermitted a crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beyond0siris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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What do you call it when a really drunk man robs a bank?

A st-hiccup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenericSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Did you hear about the man who robbed a bank with a pen?

He held his hostages at ballpoint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtang6031
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Why did the teaspoons rob a bank?

They were desperate measures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambu002
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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Why would a cpu never rob a bank?

... Because it already has plenty of cache.

#you'rewelcome lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioticman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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What happened to the rainbow after he robbed a bank?

He went to prism for light(f)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmoOBySTamP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I robbed a bank this morning...

they're never getting their pen back.

Cringes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forger62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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What did the bank say when it got robbed?

Sorry, it's my vault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwerence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?

I kneaded the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?

He's a small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

Because bakers knead dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CipherBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why did the baker rob a bank?

Because he kneaded the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalArbiter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iunui
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors...

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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A midget wizard robbed a bank

The alert went out saying there was a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/succaduckk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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