Boom! Pow! Bang!
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︎ Feb 23 2022
According to the Big Bang Theory, the singularity was the source of all matter in the universe
And at the end of the day, nothing else matters.
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︎ Feb 27 2022
What happened before The Big Bang ?
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︎ Feb 02 2022
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. There is no Time.β
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︎ Jan 30 2021
That's bang out of order
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︎ Sep 20 2021
GNAB...Bang out of order !!
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︎ Aug 15 2021
Why was the universe so tired after the Big Bang?
It had expanded all its energy.
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︎ Oct 13 2021
My friend just told me the last episodes of Big Bang Theory are "as terrible as a hot summer day"
I'm guessing he doesn't like that season.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
Transformer blew up down the street while I was taking a poo.. There was a bang, fizzle, and my power went out.
It was a pretty spooky dooky.
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︎ Aug 20 2021
Why does a haircut with bangs that make you look smashing cost more?
Fringe benefits tax
[Okay, I just like this one.]
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︎ Oct 02 2021
The Big Bang always gets me nostalgic.
It's a real blast from the past.
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︎ Aug 23 2021
My wife told me she would bang my head off the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I don't believe heryhhxfukklo8764eh89kg4ghi9hde3yhoonib7v6c5x4xv9n8vx4&6c79b9n
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︎ May 17 2021
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What goes clip-clop bang, clip-clop bang?
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︎ May 09 2021
I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.
I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My friend said he wanted to bang his mom and kill his dad.
I told him that was some freudulent thinking.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?
An Amish drive by shooting.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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︎ Nov 21 2019
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?
Me: No. Why?
Him: To get the ketchup out.
Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.
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︎ Dec 13 2015
They went out with a bang
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︎ Nov 12 2019
The people who actually show up to the Area 51 raid are really gonna go out with a bang.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
I told my boyfriend that I got an expensive haircut, but they left my bangs too long.
He replied, "too much bang for your buck?"
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︎ Jul 13 2016
This sub makes me bang my head against a wall
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"
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︎ Mar 05 2020
This is bang out of order
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︎ Mar 29 2017
2 fish are swimming and the bang into a wall.
One fish turns to another and says:
Dam!
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︎ Apr 27 2018
"The Big Bang Theory" is getting a Facebook-based game!
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What does a fish say when it bangs into a wall?
Oh Dam....
My sisters and I were shook by the amount of thought Papa put into this joke!
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︎ Jun 14 2018
My 2 year old is watching Chitty Chitty bang bang for the second day in a row...
The MGM lion is doing his thing at the beginning and she says "oooh that's a scary tiger"
I quickly retorted, "that's a lion you know it!"
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︎ Mar 03 2018
What do you call a group of friends with bangs ?
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︎ Sep 04 2018
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat exactly happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Mar 30 2019
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No Time.β
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...
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︎ Nov 05 2020
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Dec 17 2018
When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Sep 22 2019
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Jul 14 2019
At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, βWould you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry I canβt. Thereβs no Time.β
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︎ Sep 20 2018
After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Oct 26 2019
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