Balete, Batangas, Philippines [2048x1360]
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Taal Lake Sunset, Balete, Batangas....waited for 2.5 hours just to get this shot.
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Taal Lake, Balete, Batangas.
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Barangay, Calauit in Balete, Batangas.photos by Yummie Dingding.
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Balete, batangas
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[iPhone 6s] Taal Lake, Balete, Batangas
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[MEGATHREAD] Achievements and Statements of Maria Leonor "Leni" Gerona Robredo

Vice President Leni Robredo's Announcement for her candidacy in 2022.

Here are the accomplishments of Vice President Leni Robredo throughout her career.

Projects and Achievements

2021

MOA with Negros Occidental province for the OVP's Medical Assistance Program. Bacolod City, Negros Occidental. Negros Occidental. (November 5, 2021) FB: OVP: Signing of VP Robredo and Bacolod City Mayor Lacson of the MOA FB: LGU: Negros Occidental, MOA between Provincial Government and the OVP, fund transfer of P500,000 to Teresita Jalandoni Hospital.
Typhoon Maring Relief and Aid Efforts Cagayan. Ilocos Sur. Benguet. La Union. Pangasinan. (October 12, 2021) TW: Robredo's 12AM Response to Typhoon Maring MB: Relief to Northern Luzon, Typhoon Maring FB: TuguegarONE: 1500 Relief Packs to Baggao, Cagayan FB: Relief to Binalonan, Pangasinan
Angat Buhay: BAHAYanihan SagΓ±ay, Camarines Sur, and, Calabanga, Camarines Sur. (June 7, 2021) MB: Groundbreaking of AB Villages
Bayanihan e-Ataman (similar to Bayanihan e-Konsulta) launched in Camarines Sur on May 17, 2021 MB: Bayanihan e-Ataman
Angat Buhay: BAHAYanihan Lupi, Camarines Sur.(May 3, 2021) MB: Building AB Villages
IrigaVax Express (Vaccine Express) Iriga City, Camarines Sur (August 7, 2021) MB: Iriga City - Senior Citizens' Vaccination FB Video Link: IrigaVax
Free Shuttle Express Service NCR - August 4, 2021 to August 18, 2021 [INQ: Free Shuttle Service - NCR](https://newsinfo.
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Project 436: CALABARZON

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CALABARZON (given per district are area in square kilometers and 2020 populations)

BATANGAS (12 districts)

  1. Lian, Nasugbu, Tuy (459.73 / 239,323)

  2. Balayan, Calaca, Calatagan (325.56 / 241,993)

  3. Agoncillo, Laurel, Lemery, San Nicolas, Taal (252.18 / 260,865)

  4. Talisay, Tanauan City (177.65 / 240,174)

  5. Sto. Tomas City (92.31 / 218,500)

  6. Balete, Lipa City west (Bagong Pook, Banaybanay, Barangay 12, Bugtong na Pulo, Bulacnin, Bulaklakan, Duhatan, Halang, Inosloban, Lodlod, Pangao, Pinagtongulan, Plaridel, Pusil, San Carlos, San Lucas, San Salvador, Sico, Tambo, Tanguay, Tibig), Malvar, Mataasnakahoy (149.11 / 249,495)

  7. Lipa City east (Adya, Anilao, Anilao-Labac, Antipolo Del Norte, Antipolo Del Sur, Balintawak, Bolbok, Calamias, Cumba, Dagatan, Kayumanggi, Latag, Lumbang, Mabini, Malagonlong, Malitlit, Marauoy, Mataas Na Lupa, Munting Pulo, Pagolingin Bata, Pagolingin East, Pagolingin West, Pinagkawitan, Poblacion Barangay 1, Poblacion Barangay 10, Poblacion Barangay 11, Poblacion Barangay 2, Poblacion Barangay 3, Poblacion Barangay 4, Poblacion Barangay 5, Poblacion Barangay 6, Poblacion Barangay 7, Poblacion Barangay 8, Poblacion Barangay 9, Poblacion Barangay 9-A, Quezon, Rizal, Sabang, Sampaguita, San Benito, San Celestino, San Francisco, San Guillermo, San Jose, San Sebastian, Santo NiΓ±o, Santo Toribio, Sapac, Talisay, Tangob, Tipacan) (130.37 / 242,491)

  8. Alitagtag, Cuenca, Ibaan, San Jose, Sta. Teresita (206.88 / 222,988)

  9. Bauan, Mabini, San Luis, San Pascual, Tingloy (205.34 / 266,073)

  10. Batangas City northwest (those barangays not part of 12th district) (72.98 / 253,619)

  11. Padre Garcia, Rosario, Taysan (342.71 / 220,351)

  12. Batangas City south (Bilogo, Catandala, Conde Itaas, Conde Labak, Dela Paz, Dela Paz Pulot Aplaya, Dela Paz Pulot Itaas, Domoclay, Haligue Kanluran, Haligue Silangan, Ilihan, Kumba, Liponpon Isla Verde, Maapas, Mabacong, Mahabang Dahilig, Mahacot Kanluran, Mahacot Silangan, Malalim, Malibayo, Maruclap, Pagkilatan, Paharang Kanluran, Paharang Silangan, Pinamucan, Pinamucan Ibaba, Pinamucan Silangan, San Agapito Isla Verde, San Agustin Kanluran Isla Verde, San Agustin Silangan Isla Verde, San Andres Isla Verde, San Antonio Isla Verde, San Isidro, San Jose Sico, San Miguel, Santo Domingo, Santo NiΓ±o, Simlong, Sirang Lupa, Tabangao Ambulong, Tabangao Aplaya, Tabangao Dao

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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Duckduckgo
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geometry sucks
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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