Bad Things Puns

A list of puns related to "Bad Things"

Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?

Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?

Me in my new underwear: I don't know....

Dad: Awe.

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👤︎ u/sabersober
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.

Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why don’t vampires feel bad about the foul things they do?

They’re incapable of reflection.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Someone recently told me being $30,000 dollars in credit card debt was a bad thing.

If it is such a bad thing, why does my bank say "outstanding balance" below it?

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👤︎ u/aaron778
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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I have a bad habit of not finishing things
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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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The bad thing about Russian Dolls....

They're way too into themselves

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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A lot of things are bad for your soul, but the worst of all?

Running

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👤︎ u/papa-mack
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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if you have a bad cold, the first thing you do in the morning is get coughy.
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👤︎ u/satanthedonutguy
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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I know that sexual harassment of geometric concepts is a bad thing.

But damn that is a fine line.

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👤︎ u/thegreger
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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The great thing about electeicity jokes is there is never a bad time to tell them

They're always current

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👤︎ u/acherem13
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Is it a good or a bad thing if a wedding goes off without a hitch?
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👤︎ u/FezFernando
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.

An example of a good dilemma? No problem!

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👤︎ u/mukle
📅︎ May 03 2019
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I’m bad with four things...

Faces, names and numbers

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👤︎ u/DCCXXVIII
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why is making fun of colorblind people a bad thing?

Because the jokes are often considered “off color.”

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👤︎ u/VivaLaSubReddit
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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I have a bad habit of crushing things in this machine.

It's my vice.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers!

I know I can always count on them.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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My friend’s girlfriend wrote “Will you marry me?” on a piece of paper and hid it in his sandwich. Bad news: He didn’t see it and ate the whole thing.

Good news: He pooped the question the next morning.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Things are really getting bad in local clinics

Everybody there is sick.

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👤︎ u/ilikehopbeverages
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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How Frozen can be a bad thing

My fiance had a grudge over someone and mid argument I thought it was funny to blurt out:

me: "Why can't you just be like Elsa?" fiance: "What?!" me: "Let it go.."

Currently setting up the sofa in the lounge

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👤︎ u/a6491
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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My friend has a bad habit of calling things gay. For whatever reason France came up, and he said France is Gay.

I asked who Francis was.

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👤︎ u/ManChildMusician
📅︎ May 06 2015
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