Dad joked my friends pregnant wife

Friends Wife: I wonder if its really hot in there for the baby? Me: It's likely womb-temperature.

My proudest moment of 2013 and had to share!

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👤︎ u/AlienBL00
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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The Dad Test imgur.com/VsAzNDn
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What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?

"That's a Moray!" (Say it out loud)

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My dad really likes trains.

The other day he wanted to ask me a math question, "Let's say a lightning bolt strikes a mile long metal train at the very back end. How long until it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he is a good conductor?" He sat there with his mouth open and a bad joke eel smile, waiting for me to laugh.

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