My 7-year old niece made this up: What does Santa say when someone makes a bad decision?

That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcrabb23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I might have made some bad decisions yesterday

But hindsight is 1/20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooMuchMunchies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Vampires continuously make bad decisions...

...because vampires don’t reflect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...

β€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Not to brag or anything

But I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Did you hear about the salad race the other day?

The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was trying to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingsquidington
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I recently found out that im allergic to whiskey...

Every time I drink it I break out into tears and bad decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badger432
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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He tried to β€œbridge” the gap... r/IdiotsInCars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Dadjoke for my Mom

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like:

"Let's not make any rash decisions"

and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofcamping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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I earned a verbal grunt from my professor for this one.

My professor and I were emailing about the final project I had recently submitted when I decided to take the time to thank her for being so helpful. Professors that make classes easier to understand and add a little humor to their lectures deserve all the praise in the world, and mine was no exception to that. This was also my first class that wasn't a general education course, starting me on an MIS degree.

I emailed her saying something along the lines of,

"Thanks for being so helpful throughout the semester, this was my first MIS class and you really gave me the confidence I needed in knowing I was doing it right."

I followed with "Thanks for making this class so interesting, I will be transferring to (insert new college here) to continue earning my MIS degree. I think it's safe to say you influenced my decision to a certain degree. Hah! Certain degree, get it?"

She called me over after next lecture to tell me how bad my pun was while groaning and chuckling. No regrets.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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Dad after watching the movie Frozen

Hans really made some bad decisions and is very cold-hearted. I guess from now on he'll be Hans Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apkorol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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My dad always told me, β€œFind a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

She knows how to make a bad decision and still stick with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My dad always said, β€œ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

β€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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The best advice my dad gave me was to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her.

She knows how to make bad decisions, yet stick by them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.

They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My dad always said, β€œFind a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

β€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and marry her...

She knows how to make bad decisions and stick to them...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My dad always said β€œFind a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you”

β€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My dad used to say "find a girl that has an embarassing tattoo and convience her to marry you."

"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lauripetas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on.

My face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER. But my dad was like "let's not make any rash decisions" and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SEanXY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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