A list of puns related to "Bad Computer Science"
One of the funniest school puns; science puns
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, theyâd be alloys.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
If youâre not part of the solution, youâre part of the precipitate.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, âNo, Iâm traveling light.â
Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because youâre talking nonsense!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heâs 0K now.
I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says âI think Iâll have an H2O.â The second one says âI think Iâll have an H2O tooâ â and he died.
A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
What element is a girlâs future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your âstyle.â
Iâm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I canât put it down.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnât seem to be gaining momentum.
Why canât atheists solve exponential equations? Because they donât believe in higher powers.
Schrodingerâs cat walks into a bar. And doesnât.
Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies âFor you, no chargeâ.
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: âOh, no, I think I lost an electron.â âAre you sure?â
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