Backstreet Boy Puns

Because she didn’t want it that way.

Mom: who is telling you that honey?

EVERYBOOOOODY!

The algebra teacher want you to tell the x, while the Backstreet Boys want you to tell them why.

All Right

They don't want you to have it your way.

Therapist: Tell me why

Me: ***screams

The doctor says, “Hmm, interesting. Tell me why.”

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"Tell me, Y!"

Therapist: Tell me why

Me: Are the Backstreet's backs alright?

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

I couldn’t understand the reasoning behind her aggression but she seemed to only get angrier when I asked her to tell me why.

I Want It That Whey

The Backstreet Boys

We call them the Backstreet Boys

Here is mine:

<Sung to the tune of "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys>

Wash your body! Oh yeah.

Clean your body! Uh huh

Wash your body!

It's bath time tonight!

Let's get clean, alright!

Clean your fingers and your toes...

Wash your face, don't forget your nose

If it's Monday night we wash your hair.

But everytime wash behind your ears!

I have a backstreet boys song stuck in my head

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

Backstreet Boys.

So my girlfriend and I are lying in bed this morning having just woken up. We both took deep breaths and exhaled at the same time and she says, "Oh look, our breathing is in sync". I reply, "I'd prefer if our breath was The Backstreet Boys".

She promptly knocked me out of bed.

Therapist: tell me why

Me: screams

Therapist: "Tell me why."

Me: (screams)