Dad: "look for the pecker"
He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.
I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
My son is almost 3, he has started wrapping himself in the towel after bathtime, crawling into a ball and declaring he is an egg.
"Mummy sit on me to make me hatch" etc. He says in there for really long and then bursts out chirping, however yesterday he burst out and said :
"I'm an EXPENSIVE baby chick"