Baby Chick Puns

A list of puns related to "Baby Chick"

Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"

Dad: "look for the pecker"

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👤︎ u/pillowblood
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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Just saw Mark Knopfler walking down the Road...

He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.

I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

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👤︎ u/Lickedy_Split_
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My son, dad in waiting

My son is almost 3, he has started wrapping himself in the towel after bathtime, crawling into a ball and declaring he is an egg.

"Mummy sit on me to make me hatch" etc. He says in there for really long and then bursts out chirping, however yesterday he burst out and said :

"I'm an EXPENSIVE baby chick"

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👤︎ u/created4this
📅︎ May 18 2016
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Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Cause Chicks Be Trippin'

:)

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👤︎ u/Nekneit
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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