Not enough love for avocados ... amirite?!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrsBottomTooth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do avocado-loving ducks say?

Guac Guac

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r/dadjokes leaked into my real life

Last week, this gem was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckwidu/a_wife_asks_her_husband_could_you_please_go/

I told my wife and kids, got groans. Later, I was on the phone with my dad, making plans to meet at Fenway Park, and told him. He loved it and told my mom. A couple of hours later, he calls me back and is still dying over the joke.

Tuesday night, I was taking my parents to the game (Mothers/Fathers day gift) and met them at the park. When my wife and I arrived, they handed my wife a bag of avocados.

Thanks r/dadjokes for consistently brightening my day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JackFunk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Need funny puns for my food truck menu items

Hey y'all. I have an aรงaรญ bowl food truck in Fort Worth, TX, and we've always had some pretty witty menu item names. For exmaple, we just took off "the Big Lebolwski"

 

We just added some things to our menu. Here it is: https://www.rollinnbowlin.com/menu

 

Anyone have a good funny pun name for our avocado toast? I'll post a picture of our menu on our food truck if someone gives me a really good name! And if you have any better names for any of our items, I'd love to hear them!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FrenchJohnStockton
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