I know what you're going to say. What is H? Why isn't Z the actual generation? It's because in this post, I will use "Gen Z" or "Z" to be a 50/50 zone between Millennials and the actual post-Millennial generation, Homelanders (which I think is a pretty decent name). The reason for this is because even the media recognizes "Gen Z" as those born from 1997-2012 for the most part, they really only acknowledge the late 90s/early 2000s born adults. Rarely do they mention the mid 2000s borns and late 2000s/early 2010s borns might as well not even be in Gen Z, according to the media. Does that have to do with them not being of legal age? Maybe, but "Gen Z" seems to mean a teenager/young adult in the late 2010s/early 2020s. Sounds very subjective, but that's my motivation for using "Z" as a cusp here rather than the actual generation, just in case anybody wanted to know.

This is sort of an extension of my old post located here. I'm gonna try my best with this. Some I will make guesses. Side note: I'm doing this because I'm bored and I wanna make an "interesting" post.

1997

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1997.html

Kylie Jenner, 24, Reality Star - M

Jake Paul, 24, YouTube Star - M

Camila Cabello, 24, Pop Singer - M

Jungkook, 24 - Pop Singer - M

Bella Poarch, 24 - Tiktok Star - H

Ondreaz Lopez, 24 - Tiktok Star - Z

Nash Grier, 23, Movie Actor - M

KJ Apa, 24, TV Actor - M

Bella Thorne, 24, TV Actress - M

Madelyn Cline, 23, TV Actress - M

Becky G, 24, Pop Singer - M

DDG, 24, Rapper - M

Matthew Espinosa, 24, YouTube Star - M

Bianca Prince, 24, YouTube Star - M

Blueface, 24, Rapper - M

Infinite, 24, YouTube Star - M

Simone Biles, 24, Gymnast - M

Kodak Black, 24, Rapper - Z

Jacob Elordi, 24, Movie Actor - M

Kira Kosarin, 24, TV Actress - M

Olivia Holt, 24, TV Actress - M

Lil Yachty, 24, Rapper - M

Jaiden Animations, 24, YouTube Star - M

Chloe Grace Moretz, 24, Movie Actress - M

CloeCouture, 24, YouTube Star - M

Armon Warren, 24, YouTube Star - M

Lonzo Ball, 24, Basketball Player - M

1998

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1998.html

Shawn Mendez, 23, Pop Singer - M

XXXTentacion (1998-2018) Rapper - H

Brent Rivera, 23, YouTube Star - M

MrBeast, 23, YouTube Star - Z

Juice WRLD (1998-2019) Rapper - H

Tana Mongeau, 23, YouTube Star - M

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

And now I’m cannelloni

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.