As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn...

I said 'be careful, she might leave you.'

He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times...but I would have done that anyway.

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If you ever name your kid Autumn...

Whenever they go out of the room, start singing "The Autumn Leaves..."

Bonus points if they come back around past the window.

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📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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So if a girl named Autumn takes a tumble....

does she fall?

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