It's soon autumn - you can tell, because summer leaves

... I'll be here all seasons...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostDevInBerlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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To all those who didn’t like my Autumn leaves joke...

Drop it πŸ•ΊπŸ»

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Trees lose their leaves in Autumn...

What do they do in the Spring?

They re-leave themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dt1ll0ts0n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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the puppy test

Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.

Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.

  1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
  2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wees...poo poos, quickly please
  3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet ??
  4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times
  5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor
  6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet
  7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark
  8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening
  9. Wear socks to which you have made holes using a blender
  10. Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door
  11. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hairs and light clothes with dark hairs
  12. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor
  13. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs
  14. When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
  15. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home
  16. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks
  17. Always go straight home after work or school
  18. Go for walks no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum and dead fly you might find
  19. Stand at your back door at five in the morning shouting, "Bring Mr Bumble and Mr Lion in, its raining.”
  20. Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
    Repeat everyday over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea, Congratulations, you might be ready for your kids to get your puppy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn...

I said 'be careful, she might leave you.'

He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times...but I would have done that anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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What happens when winter comes?

Autumn leaves πŸ‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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If you ever name your kid Autumn...

Whenever they go out of the room, start singing "The Autumn Leaves..."

Bonus points if they come back around past the window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whythecynic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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