A list of puns related to "Author Dog"
Plott hound.
Bartender says โSure... If you say so. Now please leave.โ
Guy says, โNo really I can prove it.โ *turns to dog * โDog, what is on top this building?โ Dog goes โRoof.โ
Bartender says โVery clever. Now Iโll ask you again: will you please leave?โ
Guy goes โNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?โ Dog goes โRuff.โ
Bartender says โThis is the last time Iโm going to tell you!โ
Guy says โWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?โ Dog replies โRuthโ
Bartender: โGet out! Iโm calling the authorities!โ
Guy and dog leave.
Outside dog turns to guy and says โJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.โ
Me- Did you know, <random author> dedicated her book to her dog?
Dad- No I didn't know that, ButtStuffYes, but, if you ever write a book, you better dedicate it to your dad and momicate it to your mom.
Mom-"thats it im done"
Dad- makes the usual triumphant face
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