A list of puns related to "Austin Toros"
Pretty impressive progression for a player who was regarded as a a middling talent when drafted in 2011, and didn't even see regular minutes until this year.
Here's an interview with Cory Joseph from yesterday's practice.
Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/01/03/navy-seals-vaccine-mandate-lawsuit/
Judge grants relief to Navy SEALs who refused coronavirus vaccine, sued Biden administration Dan Lamothe9:01 p.m. EST
A federal judge granted a preliminary injunction on Monday blocking the Defense Department from taking action against a group of 35 Navy sailors who had refused to get a coronavirus vaccine, raising questions on how it might shape the Pentagonβs requirement that all U.S. troops get vaccinated.
U.S. District Judge Reed OβConnor found that the pandemic βprovides the government with no license to abrogateβ the freedoms that any American has, and that the service members had a right to avoid getting a vaccine on religious grounds.
βThis Court does not make light of COVID-19β²s impact on the military. Collectively, our armed forces have lost over 80 lives to COVID-19 over the course of the pandemic,β OβConnor wrote Monday in a 26-page order.
But the judge added that the βloss of religious liberties outweighs any forthcoming harm to the Navy,β and that βeven the direst circumstances cannot justify the loss of constitutional rights.β
Pentagon spokesman John Kirby said Monday night that defense officials were aware of the injunction and reviewing it.
The troops β a group that included Navy SEALs and other members of Naval Special Warfare Command β filed suit against President Biden, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro and the Defense Department to challenge the Navyβs vaccination requirement in November. They cited Christian beliefs that they should not take a vaccine developed from aborted fetal cell lines and saw a modification of their bodies as an βaffront to their Creator.β Many Christians have sought vaccination, with Pope Francis urging Catholics to do so on humanitarian grounds.
The suit was filed by First Liberty Institute, a nonprofit that specializes in defending religious liberty. Michael Berry, a lawyer for the institute, said in a phone interview that the ruling βsends a clear message to the Biden administration, to the Pentagon and to the Navy that our service members do not give up their religious freedom when they serve their country.β
Should the Biden administration appeal the decision, Berry said, βwe will defend this as far as it needs to go.β
OβConnor noted that the Navy has a process by which service members can seek a religious accommodation to avoid vaccination, but said that βby all ac
... keep reading on reddit β‘Hello r/Hobbydrama, sorry for the wait. Been doing a lot of work on my honours project and then I made the poor decision to catch COVID. Shit happens, we roll with it. Also there have been a few other F1 posts including a full season recap. Whoops, I/we should have been quicker. Hopefully the next part wonβt be quite as far away. I highly recommend this piece about F1 safety if you haven't read it although it's not for the faint of heart. Thank you for the positive response to the first part, it was really nice reading through all those comments.
Here's part 1 in case you missed it!
First off, some housekeeping:
Yes, the title of the first part says 2020. Iβm an idiot.
If anyone knows how to get better spacing between paragraphs, please let me know. It's all pretty crunched up on my end and I hate it lol
Maxβs dad, Jos, is a pretty horrific human being, to the point where his wiki has a fairly extensive βcontroversyβ section. I did not intend to gloss over this but my βI donβt have time to focus on everythingβ reasoning should have been broken for this. This probably shouldnβt impact your opinion of Max as he is far less controversial (please ignore his mongol comments (I do actually like Max, but this is just really stupid from him)) Slightly more fun fact, Jos also had probably the most disastrous pitstop of all time, and, the current head honcho of F1, Ross Brawn, was part of the pit crew.
A few people noted that the first part didnβt have much in the way of actual drama and theyβre right but trust me, weβre ramping it up for this part and onwards. The Netflix show Drive To Survive is very good for new watchers and I recommend it but please take it with a mountain of salt. Itβs severely over-dramatised. Max and Daniel donβt hate each other, Carlos and Lando donβt have any rivalry at all, theyβre great mates, radio messages are played in places that donβt check out just to create drama. Itβs fun and accessible but donβt take it as gospel.
I
Scream:
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Joaquin Phoenix
Breckin Meyer
Jason Lee
Melissa Joan Hart
Brittany Murphy
Alicia Witt
Melanie Lynskey
Melinda Clarke
Reese Witherspoon
Ben Affleck
Brooke Shields
Janeane Garofalo
Justin Whalin
Elizabeth Berkley
A. J. Langer
Charlotte Ayanna
Michael Landes
ChloΓ« Sevigny
Seth Green
Molly Ringwald
Scream 2:
Alicia Silverstone
Eric Mabius
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Paula Marshall
Liv Tyler
Denise Richards
Tobey Maguire
Casey Affleck
Scream 3:
Kate Hudson
Jamie Lee Curtis
TΓ©a Leoni
David Boreanaz
Steve Austin
Kate Winslet
Shannen Doherty
Charisma Carpenter
Christopher Walken
Paul Walker
Josh Hartnett
James Van Der Beek
Johnathon L. Jackson
Jennifer Connelly
Rachel True
Keri Russell
Alyssa Milano
Claire Danes
Christie Clark
Alyson Hannigan
Kellie Martin
Eliza Dushku
Tara Reid
Monica
Ali Larter
Benicio Del Toro
Teri Hatcher
Heather Locklear
Fairuza Balk
Glenn Quinn
Charlie O'Connell
Greg Sestero
Janet Jackson
Scream 4:
Lauren Graham
Lake Bell
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Ashley Greene
Scout Taylor-Compton
Shane Dawson
Selena Gomez
Jenna Coleman
Hilary Duff
Rutina Wesley
Charlyne Yi
Kevin Pennington
Christina Ricci
Aubrey Plaza
Alia Shawkat
Amanda Bynes
Gabrielle Union
Scream 5:
Samara Weaving
Jocelyn Hudon
Iyana Halley
Crystal Lowe
Ellery Sprayberry
Lauren Balone
Cole Sprouse
Lili Reinhart
Taylor Swift
Ally Beardsley
Olivia Scott Welch
Fred Hechinger
Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!
To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.
#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)
#Kansas
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Wins
Mercedes - 2021 Losail (Hamilton)
Red Bull - 2021 MΓ©xico City (Verstappen)
McLaren - 2021 Monza (Ricciardo)
Alpine - 2021 Hungary (Ocon)
Aston Martin - 2020 Bahrain Short (Perez) (Was Racing Point)
Alpha Tauri - 2020 Monza (Gasly)
Ferrari - 2019 Singapore (Vettel)
Williams - 2012 Catalunya (Maldonado)
Alfa Romeo - 2008 Montreal (Kubica) (Was BMW-Sauber)
HAAS - 4th place (2018 A-1 Ring) (Grosjean)
Poles
Mercedes - 2021 Losail (Hamilton)
Red Bull - 2021 Austin (Verstappen)
McLearen - 2021 Sochi (Norris)
Ferrari - 2021 Baku (Leclerc)
Aston Martin - 2020 Turkey (Stroll) (Was Racing Point) Only Pole
Williams - 2014 A-Ring (Messa)
Alpine - 2009 Hungary (Alonso) (Was ING Renault F1)
AlphaTauri - 2008 Monza (Vettel) (Was Toro Rosso) Only Pole
Alfa Romeo - 2008 Bahrain (Kubica) (Was BMW-Sauber) Only Pole
Haas - 5th x7 (2018 A-Ring, Monza, Suzuka) (Grosjean) (2018 Australia, Hockenheim, Sochi) (2019 Monaco) (Kevin M)
Podium
Mercedes 2021 Losail (Hamilton)
Red Bull 2021 Losail (Verstappen)
Alpine 2021 Losail (Alonso)
Ferrari 2021 Sochi (Saniz Jr)
McLearen 2021 Monza (Daniel R/Norris)
Williams 2021 Spa (George Russell)
Aston Martin 2021 Baku (Vettel)
AlphaTauri 2021 Baku (Gasly)
Alfa Romeo - 2012 Suzuka (Kobayashi) (Was Sauber)
HAAS - None Best finish 4th place (2018 A-1 Ring) (Grosjean)
Wins
1 Ferrari - 238 wins (No Changes) (1950)
2 McLaren - 183 wins (No Changes) (1966)
3 Mercedes - 146 wins
Tyrell 71-98 (23 wins)
Barr 99-05
Honda 06-08 (1 win)
Brawn GP 09 (8 wins)
Mercedes (114 wins)
4 Williams - 114 wins (No Changes) (1977)
5 Red Bull - 75 wins
Stewart 97-99 (1 win)
Jaguar 00-04
Red Bull 2005 (74 wins)
6 Alpine 50 wins
Toleman 81-85
Benetton 86-01 (27 wins)
Renault 01-11/16-20 (20 wins)
Lotus 12-15 (2 wins)
Alpine (1 win)
7 Aston Martin - 5 wins
Jordan 91-05 (4 wins)
Midland 06
Spyker 07
Force India 08-18,
Racing Point 19-20 (1 win)
8 AlphaTauri - 2 wins
Minardi 85-05
Toro Rosso 06-19 (1 win)
AlphaTauri (1 win)
9 Alfa Romeo - 1 win
*Sauber 93-05/09-18
BMW-Sauber 06-08 (1 win)
Alfa Romeo - 2019
10 HAAS - No Changes Best Finish 4th place (2018 A-1 Ring) (Grosjean)
Since 2000
Wins
1 Ferrari - 238 wins (No Changes) (1950)
2 McLaren - 183 wins (No Changes) (1966)
3 Mercedes - 146 wins
Rotten tomatoes 74% as of 167 reviews , audience 80%
Critics concensus:
>A loving ode to the spirit of journalism, The French Dispatch will be most enjoyed by fans of Wes Anderson's meticulously arranged aesthetic.
Publication, score
Review
Newsday 3.5/4 >Writer-director Wes Anderson and an ensemble cast deliver an endlessly creative series of stand-alone stories.
Chicago Tribune 2/4 >Anderson this time has driven straight into a cul-de-sac, stranding every sort of good and great actor in the cinematic equivalent of a design meeting.
Tribune News 2/4 >If he is trying to say something (and it's unclear what he might be trying to say), all of the stylistic fuss and muss obfuscates any message, and even worse, any emotional connection to the film. This latest dispatch is indeed a profound disappointment.
Washington Post 2/4 >Anderson seems far more interested in concocting his dollhouse world than inhabiting it with messy human feelings.
Empire Magazine 4/5 >If it lacks a compelling story, only one filmmaker could have made this film. And, in these cookie-cutter-director days, it's a vision to be cherished.
Arizona Republic 4/5 >For some, it will be tempting to say "The French Dispatch" is easier to admire than enjoy. But if you go into it knowing what Anderson offers, you can do both.
USA Today 3.5/4 >Like most anthologies, some segments are better than others
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392174/Oasis%201994%20flac.html
Oasis 1995 - 30 bootlegs ( FLAC)
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392294/Oasis%201995%20flac.html
Oasis 1996 - 31 bootlegs ( FLAC)
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392531/Oasis%201996%20flac.html
1993 - Signal Radio Sessions, Chesire (first ever Slide Away, Live Forever radio) [FLAC]
1993-00-00 - Oasis - Definitely Maybe Demos (MickDude)
1993-00-00 - Oasis - Whatever Demos (MickDude Remaster)
1993-xx-xx - Real People Studios, Liverpool, England [Demos]
1994-03-24 - 100 Club, London [FLAC]
1994-04-07 Glasgow, Tramway [flac]
1994-05-07 Windsor, Old Trout [flac]
1994-05-13 London, Maida Vale Studios [fm] [flac]
1994-06-11 Preston, Avenham Park Festival [dat] [flac]
1994-06-13-Glasgow-flac_L4E
1994-07-31 T in the park
1994-08-13 - Hultsfred Festival, Hultsfred, Sweden (.Slide Away. Silver Pressed) [SB, FLAC]
1994-08-18 - MTV Most Wanted, Camden Studios, London, England
1994-08-18 London, Astoria [flac]
1994-08-21 - Borderline Club, Orange Yard, Charing Cross Road, London, UK (Silver Pressed CD .Was There Then.) [SB, FLAC]
1994-08-30 London, Virgin Megastore [flac]
1994-09-02 Stockholm, Gino [flac]
1994-09-14 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan (Silver CD .Gig Forever.) [Day 1, AUD, Remaster, FLAC]
1994-09-15 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan [Day 2, AUD, FLAC]
1994-09-16 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan [Day 3, AUD, FLAC]
1994-09-18 Tokyo, Quattro [flac]
1994-09-23 Seattle, Moe's Cafe [flac]
1994-09-26 San Francisco, Bottom of the hill [flac]
1994-09-29 Los Angeles, The Whiskey [flac]
1994-10-14 Minneapolis, Uptown Bar [flac]
1994-10-19 - Acoustic Session, Sunrise Records, Toronto, Ontario AUD
1994-10-19 - Acoustic Session, Sunrise Records, Toronto, Ontario [Acoustic]
1994-10-19 Toronto, Lee's Palace [alternative recording] [flac]
1994-10-19 Toronto, Lee's Palace [flac]
1994-10-29 New York, Wetlands [sb] [flac]
1994-11-02 - Top Live Session [from Promo CD]
1994-11-16 Stockholm, Palladium [dat] [flac]
1994-11-23 Frankfurt, Batchkapp [dat] [flac]
1994-11-25 Amsterdam, Paradiso [flac]
1994-11-28 BrΓΌssel, Botanieve [dat] [flac]
1994-12-01 Sheffield, Octagon
... keep reading on reddit β‘First Pitch: 4:10 PM at Tropicana Field
Pitcher | TV | Radio |
---|---|---|
Mariners | Yusei Kikuchi (6-6, 4.01 ERA) | RSNW |
Rays | Luis Patino (2-2, 4.26 ERA) | BSSUN |
MLB | Fangraphs | Brooks Baseball | Reddit Stream | Discord |
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Gameday | Game Graph | Strikezone Map | Live Comments | Discord |
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SEA | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
TB | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
TB | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA | SEA | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA | |||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
RF | Arozarena | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .266 | SS | Crawford, J | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .267 | |
SS | Franco | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .250 | RF | Haniger | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .260 | |
DH | Cruz | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .281 | 3B | Seager, K | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | .220 | |
1B | DΓaz, Y | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .254 | DH | France | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .277 | |
LF | Meadows | 4 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .245 | 2B | Toro | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .254 | |
CF | Margot | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .247 | 2B | Moore, D | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .184 | |
PH | Phillips | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .209 | LF | Fraley | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .248 | |
2B | [Lowe, B](http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp? |
When I got home, they were still there.
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