[August 2nd, 2016] DANK SCHRADER VS JAYBE | Training Days Rap Battle youtube.com/watch?v=yx5k5…
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The 2022 U.S. Theatrical Release Schedule (as of January 1, 2022.)

(Up-To-Date as of January 13, 2022)


January 7, 2022

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The 355 (Action/With: Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong'o, Diane Kruger, PenΓ©lope Cruz/PG-13/2 hr 4 min/Universal Pictures/d: Simon Kinberg/Wide)

(LIMITED)

See For Me (Thriller/With: Skyler Davenport, Kim Coates, Jessica Parker Kennedy, Laura Vandervoort/1 hr 32 min/IFC Films/d: Randall Okita/Limited)


January 14, 2022

(WIDE)

Scream (Horror/With: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Marley Shelton/R/1 hr 54 min/Paramount Pictures/Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett/Wide)

(LIMITED)

Who We Are: A Chronicle of Racism In America (Documentary/With: Jesephine Bolling McCall, Gwen Carr, Tiffany Crutcher, Carolyn Payne/PG-13/1 hr 57 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/d: Emily Kunstler and Sarah Kunstler/Limited)

Belle (Animation/With Kaho Nakamura, RyΓ΄ Narita, ShΓ΄ta Sometani, Tina Tamashiro/PG/2 hr 1 min/GKIDS/d: Mamoru Hosoda/Limited)

A Cops and Robbers Story (Documentary/With: Gesley Alexis, Corey Bressant, NiiAdu Clerk, Gerina Davis/1 hr 24 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Ilinca Calugareanu/Limited)

The Pink Cloud (Drama/With: Renata de Lélis, Eduardo Mendonça, Helena Becker, Girley Paes/R/1 hr 45 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Iuli Gerbase/Limited)


January 21, 2022

(WIDE)

The King’s Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)

Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)

(LIMITED)

The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)


January 26, 2022

(LIMITED)

Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)


January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli

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The List: 2022

This is a list of acts that are potentially playing OSLs 2022. I intend to update this list via edit from now until the lineup drop. If you want to add someone to this list just comment below and I will modify the list and credit your handle next to the edit. If you want to find someone in particular quickly I suggest you use ctrl F.

The list is seeded by user suggestions, predictions, and festivals with historically consistent crossover. All festivals used to seed the list have a 5 act or greater share rate over the course of the last four years.

  • Festival Key:

  • Ok = Okeechobee: March 3rd-6th

  • Co = Coachella: April 15th-17th & 22nd-24th

  • Ha = Hangout: May 20th-22nd

  • BC = Boston Calling: May 27th-29th

  • Fo = Forecastle: May 27th-29th

  • GB = Governors Ball: June 10th-12th

  • BKS = Best Kept Secret: June 10th-12th

  • Bo = Bonnaroo: June 16th-19th

  • RW = Rock Werchter: June 30th-July 3rd

  • Lo = Lollapalooza: July 28th-July 31st

  • Os = Osheaga July 29th-31st

  • Fi = Firefly: September 22nd-25th

POTENTIAL HEADLINERS

  • Abba (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • AC/DC (added by /u/sconce2600 on 11/2/21)
  • Adele (added by /u/marblebluevinyl on 11/1/21)
  • Aerosmith (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Arcade Fire (added by /u/mik3l16 on 11/2/21)
  • Beyonce (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Billy Joel (added by /u/bababooey7789 on 11/1/21)
  • Bruce Springsteen (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Bruno Mars (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Dead & Company (added by /u/jeemsta on 11/3/21)
  • Diana Ross (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • The Eagles (added by /u/Drugba on 11/6/21)
  • Eminem (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Fleetwood Mac (added by /u/musicfestivelguy94 on 11/4/21)
  • Frank Ocean (added by /u/emilyinstantly on 11/2/21)
  • Genesis (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/1/21)
  • Gorillaz (added by /u/PM_ME_ACID_STORIES on 11/1/21)
  • Green Day (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Imagine Dragons (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • J. Cole (Bo)
  • Jay-Z (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Jonas Brothers (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Justin Timberlake (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Kanye West (Co)
  • Katy Perry (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Kendrick Lamar (added by /u/bababooey7789 on 11/1/21)
  • Kings of Leon (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Lady Gaga (added by /u/bluehawk1460 on 11/1/21)
  • LCD Soundsystem
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Biden's One-Trick Pony Just Died. Again.

Everybody who moves from Congress to the Executive branch seems to have to learn the same lesson the hard way, like a child who just HAS to touch the stove to determine it is hot enough to burn flesh.

It seems everybody who was "good" at negotiating in the legislature thinks they can carry that "effectiveness" into the WH. What they never understand is that the ability to negotiate with other members of congress exists only because deals that are cut are never about just one vote or just one issue. Budgetary edits are easy. Earmarks get folded in. Committee assignments become available. Opportunities to grandstand in hearings become available. These are things that can be negotiated for a vote. But the other thing that gets traded for a vote, is a VOTE. And the President just doesn't have a vote in Congress.

There is very little downside for a grifting congressperson who has the leverage to string along the President to get all kinds of things out of the White House and the party machinery and then still renege on an individual vote. The President will still have to come back to said grifter with leverage on another vote, somewhere down the line.

The temper tantrum in the last 48 hours by the White House, over Manchin's latest rug-pulling exercise on the reconciliation bill ^(1) reflects a lesson that Biden failed to learn from his first stint in the White House, unlike his predecessors in the role.

The concessions Manchin has earned with his intransigence have not altered the power dynamics in Congress at all, and unless and until everyone uses the tools at their disposal, he will continue to extract concessions from everyone, including the White House, like Lucy convincing Charlie Brown to give that old football one more kick.

After almost single-handedly negotiating down the reconciliation bill from $6T (a pre-compromise from $10T) all the way down to $1.75T, getting a plum appointment for his wife on a commission, quashing any investigation into his daughter's company for allegedly profiteering in a pandemic, and getting the progressive caucus to fold on holding the line on the bipartisan infrastructure bill, he simply has no reason not to keep holding the WH hostage. His turn as the rotating villian is reaping rewards, because the WH keeps paying the ransom.

Someone who REALLY understood the dynamics in play here would understand that boxing in a Manchin involves withholding everything he wants, and showering the lucre on someone or someon

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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Letting loose with these puns
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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