BUCKLE IN, FAM. It's gonna be a long one.

I am going to preface this by saying that a lot of what is mentioned here is theory and some allegations. I am simply an outside observer and a lot of the information here is based on my observations FROM THE OUTSIDE. Please be chill. Do not @ me.

I don’t see Mihaly and his disgusting behavior discussed enough so here goes nothing.

OUTSIDE OF HIS SCOPE

The great birth control debate:

there was a time not too long ago where Justin Mihaly was speaking publicly on IG (and I believe on his podcast, although I can’t bring myself to listen to that garbage - maybe someone can confirm) about the “detrimental effects” of hormonal birth control on a woman’s endocrine system, and overall health. This is so far outside of his scope, it feels unreal just how comfortable he is speaking very publicly ( and I mean legit fighting with folks in comment sections and on other people’s pages about it) about it. This dude is really out here convincing his clients to come off birth control. He has also made several comments about how convincing women to come off their hormonal birth control is helping to “save women” from this HORRIBLE thing that just absolutely wrecks your whole life and all your hormones are going to be messed up and the birth control is going to kidnap your loved ones and set your house on fire. /s kind of

Not to mention this debate also came along with his signature brand of belittling the intelligence of anyone who would even think to criticize his eXpErTiSe.

This brings us to:

Lab work

He is ALWAYS going on about ordering lab work for his clients and then interpreting that data and making recommendations. This is someone who (as far as I can tell from information on an old Linkedin profile - correct me if I’m wrong) has a bachelor’s degree in exercise physiology from the University of Cincinnati ( weird considering how hard he goes for THE Ohio State) and worked as a trainer at an LA fitness for a couple of years before starting his online coaching....business. Now, I’m not saying a non-doctor couldn’t learn to interpret data from blood/other lab work. But for him to be advertising this to his platform as essentially a service offered by the coaches of Team Mihaly is wild.

Nutrition

I know for a fact that before 2018 he was prescribing meal plans to folks which I think we can all agree shouldn’t really be done without the right credentials. AFAIK he’s not doing this anymore

The Anatomy of a Indian Liberal

Pre 2014

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Class-Privileged

First Language-English

Religious Denomination-Convenient Atheist (Except Grihaparveshs, Naamkarans, Weddings, Cremations.. when every ceremony old & forgotten is dredged out, flaunted)

Celebrations - Eid, Easter, Christmas, Diwali, Holi..

Food Habits -Private

1

~Personal Statement ~

Ram Guha thinks. Therefore I am.

Romilla Thapar thought. Therefore, I was.

The Mughals gave us art, culture, architecture, cuisine & the Brits gave us English, railways & Nehru.

2

~ The Beauty of Poverty ~

Knowledge of India extends to 4 people in the servant quarters, Goa which tragically is losing its Portuguese flavour & our hills which no longer remind one of Scotland.

3

~Syncretic Culture ~

Bound by single malt, kababs at Karims, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Joy to the World …

~Social Register~

Ticked off as ARRIVED if nephew’s wife’s brother connected to the NAC and/or runs a NGO.

4

~ Lexicon~

The vulgar includes a few French terms with Fcuk. Never the vernacular even at the most vilest.

~ Mission Statement ~

People Like Us Are In ChargeSoThe World Is Beautiful.…💕

5

The Anatomy of a Indian Liberal

Post 2014

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6

Class - Privileged (Aspirants remain foot soldiers. Till you are an alumni of any of the 4 schools, 3 colleges, member of IIC, IHC, DGC, Delhi Gym & one of the 6 residential localities of Delhi & 2 of NCR -don’t even dare ………! )

First Language - English

7

Religious Denomination- Defiantly Atheist

Parties on special occasions except whole hog at Wedding Ceremonies (can’t deny a bride & groom their Bollywood moment )

Cremations…Abh jaate jaate kya ladna … ? Non polluting electric cremation

8

Celebrations ✅

Eid- Owaisi is my Biryani Buddy.

Easter -Hail the Resurrection of Christ.

But it’s not as regressive as KarvaChauth & RakshaBandhan...

Christmas - Christmas Lunch & Carols where Father X of letter writing fame is invited.

9

Celebrations ❌

Polluting Diwali. Ram was anyway a chauvinistic pig (Audrey Truschke)

Misogynistic Holi. Waste of water & Sagarika Certified semen filled balloons -Ewwww!

Food habits - MEAT EATING.

Check FB & Instagram for fillet & steak pics, giraffe head & rhino bottom.

10

~ Personal Statement ~

Love Aurangzeb. He was the best. Tipu rocks.

Thank God we we were saved by colonisation.

~Opinion~

Critical on anything Hindu. Silenct on Islam - Marna hai kya ? Ch

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

second hand stores!

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

it's Hans free now..

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

You look for the fresh prints!

Transparent

(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)

(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)

It’s a dad-ly disease.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉

Phil

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

So far no one has given me a straight answer.