Here are all PL teammates who both appeared in the same match at least 200 times. Was compiled for making quizzes for my site, hugequiz. Data thru 11/7/21.
383 - Jamie Carragher & Steven Gerrard
358 - Paul Scholes & Ryan Giggs
351 - Frank Lampard & John Terry
302 - Gary Neville & Paul Scholes
300 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Kevin Nolan
297 - Gary Neville & Ryan Giggs
288 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Kevin Davies
280 - Jamie Carragher & Sami Hyypia
277 - John Terry & Petr Cech
271 - Frank Lampard & Petr Cech
270 - Leon Osman & Tim Howard
268 - Sami Hyypia & Steven Gerrard
262 - Leighton Baines & Tim Howard
258 - Roy Keane & Ryan Giggs
252 - Leighton Baines & Phil Jagielka
247 - Michael Carrick & Wayne Rooney
247 - Phil Jagielka & Tim Howard
243 - David Seaman & Lee Dixon
242 - Jamie Carragher & Pepe Reina
240 - Jussi Jaaskelainen & Ricardo Gardner
240 - Alan Shearer & Shay Given
239 - Phil Neville & Tim Howard
239 - Denis Irwin & Ryan Giggs
237 - Glenn Whelan & Ryan Shawcross
231 - Jamie Vardy & Kasper Schmeichel
231 - Rio Ferdinand & Ryan Giggs
228 - Pepe Reina & Steven Gerrard
226 - Didier Drogba & John Terry
226 - David Seaman & Ray Parlour
226 - Lee Dixon & Ray Parlour
225 - Harry Kane & Hugo Lloris
225 - Gareth Southgate & Ugo Ehiogu
225 - David Seaman & Martin Keown
224 - Paul Scholes & Roy Keane
224 - Lee Dixon & Nigel Winterburn
223 - Patrice Evra & Wayne Rooney
223 - David Seaman & Nigel Winterburn
222 - Martin Keown & Ray Parlour
220 - David Beckham & Gary Neville
220 - Denis Irwin & Peter Schmeichel
217 - Cesar Azpilicueta & Willian
216 - Lee Dixon & Martin Keown
215 - Cesar Azpilicueta & Eden Hazard
215 - Rio Ferdinand & Wayne Rooney
215 - Frank Lampard & Joe Cole
214 - David Silva & Sergio Aguero
214 - David James & Robbie Fowler
214 - Gary Neville & Roy Keane
214 - David Seaman & Tony Adams
213 - Gary Neville & Nicky Butt
212 - David James & Steve McManaman
210 - Leighton Baines & Leon Osman
210 - Jamie Carragher & John Arne Riise
210 - Dennis Bergkamp & Patrick Vieira
210 - David Beckham & Paul Scholes
209 - Michael Carrick & Patrice Evra
208 - Ryan Giggs & Wayne Rooney
206 - Gareth Barry & Olof Mellberg
206 -
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
