A list of puns related to "Armed And Dangerous"
they say he's packing wheat.
Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.
They see laying on a bed a man with no arms
Dad: Don’t approach him son! This man lost his arms in a mighty struggle and is dangerous!
Man without arms: Don’t worry guys, I’m armless.
Authorities warn that it may be armed and dangerous.
A serial killer who takes body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite the danger, he simply replied "It was a wrist I was willing to take."
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
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