A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.

Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....

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...

"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I had my appendix removed the other day.

I rewrote it and now my book is complete.

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📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

... Just had my Appendix removed.

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📅︎ May 30 2020
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How did the book lose weight?

It got its appendix removed.

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👤︎ u/The_nyonga
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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My human anatomy book doesn't have supplemental pages

The appendix was removed.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Why did the student stop citing references?

Because he had his appendix removed.

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👤︎ u/pawailq
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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"Book, you look so much thinner!"

"I know! I had my appendix removed!"

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📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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I've been having a tough time organizing things since the surgery...

They removed my appendix

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📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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Got dad joked.

DM'ING a D & D session. Player 1: Talking about one of the books There's no appendix in this book? Player 2: No, the appendix was removed.

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📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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Two books meet up in a Library. One says, ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..

.. just had my Appendix removed.

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