I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
It's been a while! The Deadmines Mini-Set releases November 2nd for the usual 2000 Gold or $14.99. Card reveals will take place over the weekend, with all 16 Common cards being revealed today.
Reveal Thread Rules:
Top level comments must be the spoiler formatted description of a card revealed today. Any other top level comment will be removed. All discussion relating to these cards shall take place as a response to each top level comment.
Discuss the revealed cards and their potential implications in competitive play. Karma grab or off-topic comments, as well as discussion about non-competitive Hearthstone should be reported/removed for discussion to be visible.
Today's New Cards
Need for Greed || 5-Mana || Common Demon Hunter Spell
>Tradeable
>Draw 3 cards. If drawn this turn, this costs (3).
Crow's Nest Lookout || 3-Mana 2/2 || Common Demon Hunter Minion
>Battlecry: Deal 2 damage to the left and right-most enemy minions.
>Demon
Amulet of Undying || 3-Mana || Common Priest Spell
>Tradeable
>Resurrect 1 friendly Deathrattle minion. (Upgrades when Traded! )
>Shadow
Golakka Glutton || 3-Mana 2/3 || Common Neutral Minion
>Battlecry: Destroy a Beast and gain +1/+1.
>Pirate
Wicked Shipment || 1-Mana || Common Warlock Spell
>Tradeable
>Summon 2 1/1 Imps. (Upgrades by 2 when Traded! )
Druid of the Reef || 1-Mana 1/1 || Common Druid Minion
>Choose One - Transform into a 3/1 Shark with Rush; or a 1/3 Turtle with Taunt.
Defias Cannoneer || 3-Mana 3/3 || Common Warrior Minion
>After your hero attacks, deal 2 damage to a random enemy twice.
>Pirate
Defias Leper || 2-Mana 3/2 || Common Priest Minion
>Battlecry: If you're holding a Shadow spell, deal 2 damage.
>Pirate
Man the Cannons || 2-Mana || Common Warrior Spell
>Deal 3 damage to a minion and 1 damage to all other minions.
Defias Blastfisher || 5-Mana 3/2 || Common Hunter Minion
>Battlecry: Deal
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
(Answer in comments)
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
