Anti Vaccination Puns

A list of puns related to "Anti Vaccination"

How do you classify the anti-vaccination movement?

Crippling Issue

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👤︎ u/TroubledClassifier
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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I’ve never made jokes about anti-vaccination people.

But I am thinking of giving them a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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To get an anti-vaxxer's kid vaccinated...

...we could go up to their house, find an open window and vaccinate the kid using a 10 foot syringe.

I know it's a long shot.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?

They never get them

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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The anti-vaccine movement is really trying to go viral.
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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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How are dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids similar?

They both never get old.

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👤︎ u/day_dreamer97
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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How are anti vaccine kids similar to Donald trump?

They both serve 4 years and then never come back.

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👤︎ u/day_dreamer97
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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Only anti-vaxxers will get this

Measles

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👤︎ u/maybebabyg
📅︎ May 27 2019
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What’s the different between dad jokes and anti-vaccine kids?

They both never get old.

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👤︎ u/day_dreamer97
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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