Anti Socialism Puns

A list of puns related to "Anti Socialism"

Why can’t ants get covid?

Because they have little anty bodies.

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👤︎ u/Mojorizen2
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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Why are Vegans considered as anti-social?

Cause they never meat-up.

If there are any vegans reading this please don't start a beef.

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👤︎ u/syheadafsar
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Did you hear about the letter X being the most anti-social letter in the alphabet?

Everyone knows why but him.

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👤︎ u/Cauterberri
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What is an anti-social vegan?

Someone who avoid meets

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👤︎ u/Fisteves
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I tried making an anti social media platform.

But it never went anywhere.

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👤︎ u/Spallboy
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

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👤︎ u/Finneagan
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What you call a Communist that does not like people?

An anti Social-ist

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👤︎ u/gameboy90
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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I don’t see how introverts can vote for Bernie.

I would figure they want anti-socialism.

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👤︎ u/Kirigaya9191
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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I will not be practicing social distancing..

I am much safer with my usual anti social distancing.

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👤︎ u/jgpitre
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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I'm A Social Vegan.

I Avoid Meet.

( I'm An Anti-Social , I Avoid Meeting )

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👤︎ u/Melissa_D-Oficial
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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My wife is ready to be a father.

Last night, my wife invited her cousin over the house to hang out, as it was her cousins birthday. About an hour after her cousin showed up, my wife was still sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos.

I told her to stop being anti-social.

Without missing a beat she says "That would make you Uncle Social!"

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👤︎ u/Cane-Dewey
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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