My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Did you hear about the anti-gluten movement.
Back in high school I led a movement to eliminate some of the alphabet's unnecessary letters. Our first target the 25th letter.
OC Pun about an anti-bac dispenser
The anti-vaccine movement is really trying to go viral.
does anyone know the name of this hand movement asking if the person understood the pun? (I can't find many images/gifs of it)
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
What do you call Pikachu when he joined the Black Lives Matter movement?
A read a book about Anti-Gravity today...
It was impossible to put down.
How do you classify the anti-vaccination movement?
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Heard your wife is an anti-vaxxer.
They call her Mrs. Doubtpfizer.
My wife says she's anti-coffee
I guess that makes me Uncle coffee
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
Did you hear about the anti-abortion potato named Richard?
They call him Dick tater for life.
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?
I just finished reading a book on anti gravity.
So I started that Ketogenic diet and my bowel movements have improved drastically!
So this is just a “quality shit post”
Did you hear that Lobsters have formed their own political movement?
They're fighting for a just claws.
What company does an anti vax chef work for?
Anti-nudists are very clothed minded.
Why don’t snakes like vitamin C?
Because it’s an anti-HISStamine!
Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
I buy a new clock every time a new social movement forms.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream
I can’t wait to rub it in
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven’s last movement
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
I tried explaining to my friend about my disorder...
I cannot control certain jerky movements and multiple other unvoluntary twitches.
He told me he had no time for my poly tics.
Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?
My girlfriend said :- You got vasectomy without even telling me . Are you serious ?
I said :- I am not kidding you
What do you call a housekeeper who is an anti-vaxxer?
I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity
I just couldn't put it down...
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity
I just can't put it down.
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
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