Answer Me! Puns

So when we ask him how he's doing, his answer is "It's on the syllabus".

He just trailed off.

A mooborn!

For him, it’s a touchy subject.

I was stumped.

It's complicated

But it didn't say anything.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

there are just too many variables involved.

She keeps saying, “Guess.”

if smoking so dangerous how come it cures bacon?

I love you Google

A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?

Saw in an ad that the first 24/7 Hardware store in Denmark is here.
Asked GF why on earth would you need a Hardware store to be open 24/7.
She replied "Cause you never know when it's hammertime!"

Dad: hey, classen42, does your face hurt?? Me: uh... No... Why? Dad: really? Cause it's killing me!

So I was discussing with my family, whether or not horses have souls or not. After a couple of minutes o decided to go ask my dad and it went something like this

Me: dad do horses have souls?

Dad: well they have shoes don't they?

I could not tell if it was a clever response or the best dad joke he ever told me.

"Ruler!"