Why can't you feel anything for a pretty girl named anne?
Because all you get is the Anne Aesthetic
I know this obnoxious girl named Ann
She’s a really big Ann-oyance!
I think I found out who invented condiments,
Her name is May Anne Hayes
I had this one teacher at school, who actually didn't like other people...
... her name was Miss Anne Thrope.
Care to create a pun for change?
I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:
Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott
Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)
A friend of mine is really good at using comparisons to explain things.
Her name is Ann Alogy.
Waitress:
Waitress: "My name's Blue Ann if you need anything."
Brother: "What's your name if we don't need anything?"
