A list of puns related to "Anita Kerr"
###FINAL SCORE: CHELSEA 1, ASTON VILLA 0
Date: Saturday, 6 November 2021
KO: 12:30 GMT
Competition: FA Womenβs Super League
Venue: Banksβs Stadium, Birmingham
Welcome to the /r/chelsealadiesfc match thread for our league clash at Aston Villa. Here, you can find a match preview, info on how to tune in, and more (Please note this thread will not be updated in real time).
###MATCH PREVIEW
Itβs been close to a month since Chelsea last had a league match, with an international break and the all-important Champions League and FA Cup fixtures filling the schedule. The Bluesβ last league match was 10 October, when two late goals (Harder 83β and Kirby 94β) sealed all three points for Chelsea at home against Leicester City.
Last weekend, the Blues took down Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal, putting three goals past the struggling Sky Blues.
If you need a refresher on last monthβs matches, check out Annieβs October round-up!
Today, the Blues Aston Villa in the West Midlands. Chelsea have won the last five matches across all competitions against Carla Wardβs side, and are looking to pick up a fifth consecutive league win. Villa are seventh in the table, and Chelsea second behind an Arsenal squad that has been clinical this term. The Villains started the season brightly, but have failed to score in their last two matches.
Former Chelsea player Anita Asante plays for Villa.
In the Chelsea camp, Lauren James and Maren Mjelde both seem poised to take the pitch. Mjelde has been recovering from a devastating knee injury sustained last season. James, who signed this summer, has been working on her strength and conditioning to avoid injuries that have plagued her during her career. James spoke to the Chelsea site about her goals for long-term fitness, and said she has become good friends with the veteran Mjelde. James was in the matchday squad for the City match, and Mjelde made an appearance on the bench against Juventus on 13 October.
HOW TO WATCH
As always, the CFCW Twitter account will provide live updates. The game will be broadcast on the FA Player, a free service dedicated to livestreaming the WSL. You can sign up here if you have not done so already.
LINE-UPS
Chelsea: Berger, Nouwen, Br
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
βBOOMβ?!
Because his Visa didnβt work.
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
Iβd never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud πππ
"No, it doesn't."
We couldn't afford a dog...
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