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[MATCH THREAD] Aston Villa W vs. Chelsea W, 06/11, 12:30 (FA WSL)

###FINAL SCORE: CHELSEA 1, ASTON VILLA 0

Date: Saturday, 6 November 2021

KO: 12:30 GMT

Competition: FA Women’s Super League

Venue: Banks’s Stadium, Birmingham


Welcome to the /r/chelsealadiesfc match thread for our league clash at Aston Villa. Here, you can find a match preview, info on how to tune in, and more (Please note this thread will not be updated in real time).


###MATCH PREVIEW

It’s been close to a month since Chelsea last had a league match, with an international break and the all-important Champions League and FA Cup fixtures filling the schedule. The Blues’ last league match was 10 October, when two late goals (Harder 83’ and Kirby 94’) sealed all three points for Chelsea at home against Leicester City.

Last weekend, the Blues took down Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal, putting three goals past the struggling Sky Blues.

If you need a refresher on last month’s matches, check out Annie’s October round-up!

Today, the Blues Aston Villa in the West Midlands. Chelsea have won the last five matches across all competitions against Carla Ward’s side, and are looking to pick up a fifth consecutive league win. Villa are seventh in the table, and Chelsea second behind an Arsenal squad that has been clinical this term. The Villains started the season brightly, but have failed to score in their last two matches.

Former Chelsea player Anita Asante plays for Villa.

In the Chelsea camp, Lauren James and Maren Mjelde both seem poised to take the pitch. Mjelde has been recovering from a devastating knee injury sustained last season. James, who signed this summer, has been working on her strength and conditioning to avoid injuries that have plagued her during her career. James spoke to the Chelsea site about her goals for long-term fitness, and said she has become good friends with the veteran Mjelde. James was in the matchday squad for the City match, and Mjelde made an appearance on the bench against Juventus on 13 October.


HOW TO WATCH

As always, the CFCW Twitter account will provide live updates. The game will be broadcast on the FA Player, a free service dedicated to livestreaming the WSL. You can sign up here if you have not done so already.


LINE-UPS

Chelsea: Berger, Nouwen, Br

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-21)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  1. Drafting Contracts: How & Why Lawyers Do What They Do 2e (Aspen Coursebook): 2nd Edition: Tina L. Stark

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  3. The Ethics Primer for Public Administrators in Government and Nonprofit Organizations, 2nd Edition: James H. Svara

  4. Citizen Governance: Leading American Communities Into the 21st Century, 1st Edition: Richard C. Box

  5. Handbook of Local Anesthesia, 7th Edition: Stanley F. Malamed

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  7. Research Methods for Public Administrators, 6th Edition: Elizabethann O'Sullivan & Gary Rassel & Maureen Berner & Jocelyn Taliaferro

  8. Social Gerontology: A Multidisciplinary Perspective, 10th Edition: Nancy R. Hooyman & Kevin Y. Kawamoto & H. Asuman Kiyak

  9. The Project Manager's Guide to Mastering Agile: Principles and Practices for an Adaptive Approach, 1st Edition: Charles G. Cobb

  10. Theoretical Basis for Nursing, 5th Edition: Melanie McEwen & Evelyn M. Wills

  11. Marketing Management, 3rd Edition: Greg W. Marshall & Mark W Johnston

  12. RealTime Physics: Active Learning Laboratories, Module 3: Electricity and Magnetism, 3rd Edition: David R. Sokoloff & Priscilla W. Laws

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  14. Business Law: Text and Cases: Legal, Ethical, Global, and Corporate Environment, 12th Edition: Kenneth W. Clarkson & Roger LeRoy Miller & Frank B. Cross

  15. Classroom Management That Works: Research-Based Strategies for Every Teacher, 1st Edition: Robert J Marzano & Jana S Marzano & Debra J Pickering

  16. DAT Prep Plus 2019-2020: 2 Practice Tests + Proven Strategies + Online (Kaplan Test Prep), 1st Edition: Kaplan Test Prep

  17. Managing Information Technology:

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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School Was Clothed
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Baka!
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Couch potato
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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Guns
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The two genders
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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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I couldn’t rush more than this to post it!
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It seems that she has got a bounty on her head
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Happy moo year! !
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What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy Uncle.....

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I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Rolling her eyes, she said, "I give up. What?"

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

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My son’s fourth birthday was today, but when he came to see me I didn’t recognize him at first.

I’d never seen him be 4.

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This just in from my daughter: What do you live in if you live in Antarctica?

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

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My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and replied...

"No, it doesn't."

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As i child i was forced to walk the plank

We couldn't afford a dog...

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True love is...
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-17)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

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  1. Programming Massively Parallel Processors: A Hands-on Approach, 2nd Edition: David B. Kirk & Wen-mei W. Hwu

  2. The Environmental Case Translating Values Into Policy, 4th Edition: Judith A. Layzer

  3. Organic Chemistry: Principles and Mechanisms, 2nd Edition: Joel Karty

  4. Excursions in World Music, 7th Edition: Bruno Nettl & Timothy Rommen

  5. Data Modeling and Database Design, 2nd Edition: Narayan S. Umanath & Richard W. Scamell

  6. Ethics and Professional Responsibility for Paralegals, 8th Edition: Therese A. Cannon

  7. Conducting Research in Psychology Measuring the Weight of Smoke, 5th Edition: Brett W. Pelham &, Hart C. Blanton

  8. Understanding and Managing Diversity: Readings, Cases, and Exercises, 6th Edition: Carol Harvey & M. June Allard

  9. Discrete and Combinatorial Mathematics: An Applied Introduction, 5th Edition: Ralph P. Grimaldi

  10. Writing about Writing, 3rd Edition : Elizabeth Wardle & Douglas Downs

  11. Services Marketing:People, Technology, Strategy, 8th Edition: Jochen Wirtz & Christopher Lovelock

  12. The Doctor of Nursing Practice Essentials, 3rd Edition: Mary Zaccagnini & Kathryn White

  13. Essentials of Contemporary Management, 8th Edition: Gareth Jones

  14. Fundamentals of Investments Valuation and Management, 8th Edition: Bradford Jordan &, Thomas Miller & Steve Dolvin

  15. Schaechter's Mechanisms of Microbial Disease, 5th North American Edition: N. Cary Engleberg & Terence Dermody & Victor DiRita

  16. Social Psychology, 9th Edition: Saul Kassin & Steven Fein & Hazel Rose Markus

  17. Intelligence: From Secrets to Policy, 7th Edition: Mark M. Lowenthal

  18. Fitness and Health, 7th Edition: Brian J. Sharkey & Steven Gaskill

  19. How to Write an Autobiographical Novel: Essays, 1st Edition: Alexander Chee

  20. The Politics of Injustice: Crime and Punishment in America, 2nd Edition: Katherine Beckett & Theodore

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